Let me get this straight: You give me a weapon that allows me to create pools of thick, sticky ink wherever I want, and you expect me to aim it at PEOPLE?! You know, if you squid kids would stop shooting each other for five seconds, you might come to appreciate the texture of... wait, what exactly is this stuff? And where is Callie's weapon?

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The Squid Sisters were ported to Garry's Mod a couple of days ago, and I like Splatoon. I'm not usually into the boob havers, but I felt obligated to make this image regardless. Marie broke the Ragdoll Mover so I had to pose her manually, which was somewhat of a pain. Why is nothing ever easy in this game?
Anyway, I tried a new technique to produce splat effects for this picture. It's not perfect, but hell if I was going to come even remotely close to that with just a mouse and Paint.NET.