"I am the red mage, I can do it all
Both kinds of magic and swordplay too, y'all!
So many skills that it takes to be a hero
A jack of all trades but the master of zero
What am I great at? Nothin' I'm told
You see I always get the bronze but never the gold
Well, some day soon I hope to be the best
Just for a moment, better than the rest!"

Lyrics from "The Ballad of the mages" by brentafloss.

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