0_0....GAHHH!!!! im gald im gay *runs away, yelling * LALALALALALALALALALALA

gays get their periods too!

LALALALALALLAALALALLALALALA

LOL.
I never understood why some girls wanted their period either. :/

Because then they're a woman and everyone HAS to pay attention to them then! D:<

:P..

I reread that book on the day I got my first period just because I was like, "...wait, what did they think was so great about this, again?"

One even LIED ABOUT GETTING IT. FOR LIKE. STATUS ENHANCEMENT OR SOMETHING. I remember! What the hell?

margaret's a ho.

periods suck

She kind of struck me as sort of a bitch. I remember that clearly.

anyone who prays to god for their period must have a stick up their ass.

or a tampon

what do you mean? they are great for ending sentences.

oh youre funny

for the self-proclaimed queen of grammar, you sure are terrible!

not when commenting on the internet, good madam

otacon

low blow, man

wanna borrow nextwave? 8D

NO I FINISHED IT

GO AWAY

wanna borrow... girl genius? 8C

wat

GIRL

GENIUS

steampunk fantasy awesome

holy shit gimme now

Haha. I was kind of indifferent to my period when it happened. I was ten at the time, and noticed I started bleeding. My reaction was "Oh, hey. Mom I got my period."

I only started hating it a couple periods later when it started giving me horrible cramps.

One those visits from Aunt Flo drive any girl nuts

Are You There God, It's Me Margaret was one of the possible summer reading books going from 5th to 6th grade.

I think it would be pretty funny if a bunch of boys had ended up reading it.

Fortunately I stuck with the tried and true Dear Mr. Henshaw.

I read that one too!

And all I remember now is the dog dying. Between that and 'Where the Red Fern Grows' I think school teachers get some sort of twisted pleasure out of making kids read books where dogs die.

Shiloh was pretty shitty for dogs too

OH GOD SHILOH WE HAD TO READ THAT TOO. What did I tell you?

I read Where the Red Fern Grows for 7th to 8th grade and god it was the most boring book ever.

I think nearly every other book I had to read over the summer I enjoyed.

I had to read a book called "No More Dead Dogs" in middle school, it made fun of the fact that the dog always dies in those "heartwarming young adult novels".

I did the exact same. I told my mom I fell. On something sharp. Then for a long time I would wake up at midnight and do my laundry.
I never understood why anyone in their right mind would want a period. Unless they were scared they were pregnant. but really? The cramps? The bloatyness? The uncomfortable devices? Fuck that. I'd so rather be a dude and get hardons all the time.

"YOU'RE BECOMING A WOMAN!"

"OK. So being a woman means being in pain and farty. Super."

Yea. Being a woman means taking more asprin and midol than probably medically safe? Well then give me a beer and call my Aaron. I'll go put on some flannel, brup real loud and be a guy XD

I never understood why my mom was so excited either. Its like, she wanted to throw a damned party because my uterus decided to kick in.

For me, menstruation means a week of illness and crazy mood swings.
But it's also a sign of femininity, reaching womanhood, and fertility. Girls want their period because it means they're grown up and will be able to make babies. I know women who think that menstruation is beautiful.
Oh, and it's also a reassuring monthly sign that I'm not pregnant.

This made me laugh. The last panel is very well set out. And I can relate - I went about 6 months before I told my mother I'd gotten my period. And even then, it was only because she discovered it that I admitted to it I think it's kind of a shame that some women are ashamed of the fact that they menstruate.

In ninth grade one time this girl came up to me and was like "I got my period! =D"

Okay thanks for letting me know you're a slut, I guess?

Anyway my condolences for you having to get periods and stuff. =/

LOOOOOOOOOL

Cause seriously, my first time, HOLY SHIT HOW TO PERMANENTLY SCAR YOURSELF.

Yeah. khaki pants + walking home from school = never doing that again.

how would you have cut yourself? Seriously, what excuse would come from that. I mean, girls arnt shaving their nethers at that stage I hope

I didn't really have much of a brain to mouth filter at that age. It sounded like a good excuse at the time.

Yea, sucks though. Sounds like a weird book

Papercut, maybe?

That made me laugh today. Nice job on expressions really captures the moment. x3 ~Spike

They wanted their periods...

... cause they were sleeping around.

Damn... this was one of those things where I couldn't stop reading the comments O.o

but hey... up side... I look at your submissions...

damn, no one ever tells guys about this... maybe we would have more respect for girls while growing up... *shakes head* anyways...

I'll be over here... *leaves*

When I got my first one I freeeaked out. And my mom was like HEY IF YOU PUT THESE BLOODIED UNDIES IN THE SINK AND SOAK IT IN COLD WATER THEN THE STAIN COMES OUT EASIER. Of course, being not the only one who used that bathroom, my older brother soon found out that I was on the rag, as well. Big fun for an eleven year old.

My mom taught me that to. When you share a bathroom with 3 little sisters.. Yea. They tried to take me to the hospital on their bikes because they thought I was dying.

Hahaha! Wonderous.

Also: my brother tended to use it as the story he would start to tell in front of his friends when he wanted me to go away.

Oh god >.<
Yea. My sisters used it as an opening story to my now husband. Thank god the man was at least mature about that. He thought it was cute that they used to care XD

XDDD Fantabulous.

aren't parents just the best?

They just love to talk about shit that makes your skin CRAWL

Mothers can be humiliating about things like this. I know mine was.
This comic made me laugh though.
I never read that book. So many of my female classmates were crazy about it, but I kept my nose in "Julie of the Wolves."

xD My sister almost pulled this exact conversation ^^;;; She is attempting to lie about her period. My mom just started buying her pads without asking first xD

Becoming a man is much more fun than becoming a woman.

Because it just involves waking up one day and going OH SHIT THERE'S SNOT COMING OUT OF MY DICK WTF AAAAAA

But then you get over it and jerk off a lot

XD This is how my husband described it. I laughed. Then I cried because you guys have it so much nicer D:

XD;; I never actually had a wet dream. Unless waking up jerking it counts (but the wet part wasnt til after I was awake >_>)

It's only snot if the lights are on.

If it's in the dark you fear you just pissed yourself at the age of 13.

I just remember I was in extreme denial about it. Plus I had it really late, like fourteen almost fifteen, lol. I thought I was just broken :D

And this was amazing, great work

I got mine early, like three years before anyone else in my school, before the special little presentation about little girls becoming little ladies (in my school's case we had a bible thumper come in with the attitude that little girls soon become little whores). I thought I was dying from cancer, my parents were in disbelief, and my mother was absolutely unprepared. Positively unprepared. I missed an entire week of school I was in such shock.

hahahaha
shit
im glad i didnt have to go through that
but i did have my awkward "addolesent moments"

When I got my first period, it happened while I was in bed in the middle of the night and I thought I was really sick. It actually hurt, I could feel it, and at first I thought my colon was rioting against me only not and had no idea what the fuck was going on, so I just stayed in bed, paralyzed.

The next morning when I got up and found it was my period I was all like OH THANK GOD I THOUGHT MY INSIDES WERE MELTING.

bedwetter + period = oh my god

YOU ARE MY GOD this is so how I felt frig, guys have no idea either -_-

It's true, we don't! All we get is an embarrassing erection in public every now and then that has to be hidden with a book or bag or something.

And blue balls :d I recently learned that afflicts young men to. I feel bad for the kids in girlpants who hit that stage XD

Not those of us who aren't ashamed to masturbate. :}

Lol. Yea, but poor thing, he lived with his heavily catholic aunt. Who told him if he did, she'd chop it off.

blue balls? BLUEBALLS? SKDF DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WEEE HURT AND CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT ;; just go off and cum damnit, not that easy fo us ;;

Lol I know how much we hurt. It was my hubby who described blueballs, which can be very embarrassing I guess? I never really asked.. in depth about it. But OH GOD the craps for us women. I actually have to go to the doctor's every month because I have some weird problem thing with my period. I know it sucks Y^Y

Aww that must suck >: Im sorry to hear that Mine arnt too bad just the annoyingness of it too though >.<

Eh, Its genetics :D I find joy in blaming my ancestors for it. Its not to bad, we just have to make sure I don't don't bleed to the point where I need more blood.

o_o waw, and go blaming people other than yourself :D

Lol yea :3
I can't wait to get older. My family is so genetically screwed up, its already deemed that like all women on my mother's side, I'll probably have to have my gall bladder removed, I'm going blind faster than any one in my family, diabettes, high blood pressure XD
I'm wondering when ones will actually affect me, and which I'll be lucky enough to bypass.

O wow o_o I hope you come through it okay xx

Oh yea XD
No one's died yet XD Just gotta hope we get good insurance.

xD yay fo insurance

Yes :D
Insurance thats really awesome :D

I admit I'm a guy iRL, and never had to deal with the bloody week myself...

I worked as a custodian shortly after high school...

HOW THE HELL DOES THAT MUCH BLOOD COME OUT OF SOMEONE AND THEY LIVE ._.

While I do know the biology involved, it still perplexes me and it's been 6 years since I had to deal with that, but that question still goes through my mind when I hear talk of periods.

I know what women go through, and just am thankful I've never had to go through with it.

*Offers Pie some chocolates*

Don't think I'm not sympathetic just cause I haven't had the displeasure...

Chocolates, mydol, and bearing with the hormone shifting, know she's in pain, cause she is, and you can be the best boyfriend possible.

OMG you're the sweetest guy ever. <3

(Er just had to say. XD;)

LOL.

I don't know why guys get queasy when you talk about your periods and whatnot. Pretty basic stuff. Not fun or great, but still.

My ex was kind of awesome in that he would get me pads from the store without so much of an eye blink.

Yeah, no sweat! Hell, I'll buy a thong, some maxi pads and a tub of crisco at a K-Mart full of nuns, I don't give a damn. I'll get you the goddamn Costco 900 pack and carry it on my back like Atlas, bikin' it down the street on a tricycle and I DARE a motherfucker to say somethin'.

Going with the flow since the dawn of the 80s, he fears no test of manliness! His coupon book stuffed to bursting with heroic savings on quadruple fudge chunk ice cream, he stalks the mid-afternoon, ears keened to the sound of intense mood swings. He is...
Styptic Man!

I got my first during a French exam in 7th grade... I was all like...oh jeeze, did I poop too hard?

XD...yes, I asked myself that.

You and I, our brains are wired in a similar manner. I could very much see myself thinking the same.

XD yet another reason I'm glad I'm a guy......yeah, the inabliity to be invited to lesbian events sucks but not bleeding once a month combined with horrible cramps and weird guys giving my chest scary looks makes up for it. Just those facts alone give me a good healthy respect for what some women have to put up with.

I was the same way. I couldn't understand why people I knew were like LOLYAYURA WOMAN.

I was like.....wtfno THIS IS GAY.

I still dont understand why women are always "OH MY LITTLE GIRL IS BECOMING A WOMAN! 8D" What, they dont recall themselves beign a huge bitch when they were on the rag at first and they think that they can make somebody else happy that they're BLEEDING FROM THE VAGOO?! Moms are CRAZY

It's a Mom thing. Very much a Mom thing.

I actually remember this convo between my sister and my mom went somethign like "Well, if this is the case you'll want some pain pills and some pads. TO KROGERS!" She didnt try to make it all out to be cute an adorable; she was up front about it. "It hurts, and its gross."

They revel in the joy of watching their kid get pain for all the times they've been on the rag when the kid's screaming or something, I bet...

That or maternal sadistic streaks... my mom has that.

It's very strange, but as a guy I had a similar experience involving shaving. For some reason I didn't want to start it when I was beginning to grow hair on my lip, despite my brother bothering me about it. Eventually he tried to shave me in my sleep, but since I woke up halfway through and refused to finish it off, I ended up with half of a pseudo-mustache for a week.

And yeah, Are You There God is a weird book. At the end, when Margaret finally gets hers, doesn't she go running out the back door yelling the good news to the boy who's mowing the lawn?

I don't remember, but I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.

Wasn't his name Moose or something? And his claim to fame was making out with girls behind a supermarket?

OH JUDITH BLUME. STAY CLASSY.

Guh, it's so long ago I forget! It was just odd how all the girls were so competitive about periods and bras and everything

Wow, that's pretty silly, denying it like that... although I can understand why you wouldn't want it.

I'm glad I'm a guy, but nothing really bothers me, even talking about feminine stuff like this. Just as long as I don't have to see the used reminants of what comes out, I'll be fine. (My mother had the bad habit of leaving used tampons in the toilet and not flushing...)

Dude. thats nasty D: Even from a girls standpoint? Fuckin' grossssss
I don't even thing your supposed to put tampons in the toilet @.@

Generally there is only 1 reason we had to get the pipe snake out when I used to work as a custodian...

well 2...

Tampons and pads.

Pads are usually plastic and Tampons expand when wet.

Yea D: I thought every woman knew that. I mean yea, I hate it as much as the next chick, and don't get me started on how the smell of blood makes me sick. But dear god, they are either dense, or inconsiderate.

Yeah, it's pretty unpleasent stuff. *looks amused*

Glad I'm living on my own now. :D

I thought everyone of both sexes knew better than to flush stuff that didn't disintegrate in water down the loo (or at least small enough to not worry, like a small fish).

So did I :/
Apparently not so

You learn to lower expectations A LOT when you work in custodial work :/

They won't read the sign that the restroom's closed, will walk around the cart... even to the point of being pushed against the door... and use the freshly sprayed urinal... until you hold the bottle of sanitizer up to them, in 2 languages, with a 1/4 page worth of warnings about what they're peeing on...

I still remember that guy... he read for a moment, his eyes went really wide, he practically forced himself to stop, washed his hands and ran... fast...

Mind you I sprayed the stuff on my hands regularly, it was harmless in the form we used on the sinks, but damn if it didn't make a beautiful scared reaction... given that the warning is generally applicable to it's concentrate form.

I have about a hundred other custodian tales, that's still my favorite.

"a plastic bath tub stopper"

I lol'd. Hard.

I didn't get mine until I was 16, and then it was like...half-relief that I didn't have some kind of horrible disease, and half "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM FOREVER DOOMED TO BLOODY UNDIES AND CRAMPS AND BLOAT UNTIL I TURN 50"

haha, man if I had a penny for every time I 'accidentally' cut myself down there...

I'd have 10 pennies :c

You're lucky... my mother would rather beleive that I was suicidal than growing up... If I had bloody underwear, I had cut myself and used the underwear as a bandage instead of just had a period. In middle/high school, my mother even talked to the counselors and got me put on the watch list for all the emo/wimpy kids who were cutters or claimed they would kill themselves, ie, I wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom by myself, weekly talks with the counselor about my 'depression', couldn't participate in the cooking part of Home ec (due to the knives).

I thought she got over it years ago and came to terms with her little girl growing up, but a few months ago I was in the hospital due to my periods (I won't go into detail; its a touchy subject) and when she came to see me, she brought cops, who she told I had a history of suicide attempts, and that I was lying to the doctors about why I was there, and got me put on suicide watch at the hospital!

Your mother is officially psycho...

Your moms pretty freaking insane. Have you had a sit down talk with her D: I mean thats just so.. Odd. Poor thing. I had to go to the ER for my periods and thought I was the only one. I can't imagine the extra embarrassment of having someone say it was suicide.

Sometimes, we men have it so much easier.

I needed a bra by the fourth grade. Hiding them just did not work though I certainly did try. >:[

2000?? You make me feel so old.

I wish my mom and I had such a good relationship. I claimed I sat in ketchup and she wouldn't buy me some damn pads until I admitted I had BECOME A WOMAN. >8|

I have a strange mutation/ability to transfer pain... That is, I can feel someone else's pain (possibly lessening it) and I can cause someone else to feel my pain. I usually do it accidentally. I haven't quite figured out how to do it intentionally. Through this, I can honestly say that I'm a guy who knows what menstral pain feels like.

Got to say, as a male, when they say those panty liners are really absorbant they aren't joking!

Regardless if you are a little boy or girl, sneaking into the bathroom to wash your undies or jammies in the sink is OF VITAL IMPORTANCE. Then you must hang it to dry somewhere WHERE NOONE WILL FIND IT.
This must be done discretely because NOONE SHALL EVER KNOW!!

Lol at 11 yr olds.

Hahaha oh god I remember that.

Many men would like such annoying fact to be able to bear children... Well, every sex got its advantages AND linked disadvantages !
A good thing is that you've got means to stop those (momentarily or not), while we males don't have any possibility to get the other side :(
So rejoice !! ;3

lmao

LOL ! I hadn't even had the damn class yet when i started mine ... :c so i thought i was dying...

Well, one thing that has always got me through my period, Madonna and Air Supply >:3
But seriously, what is the big deal about blood flowing through a woman's organs? It's just red piss, the way I see it

Gahahaha XD

I rmemeber that in highschool I believe she was going thru that and she threaten to kill me if I did not shut up _,.,_ I told if she tied I'd throw her out the 2nd story window _,.,_

I'm having my period right now.


(the punchline is I'm a guy)

Mini-diaper or plastic bathtub stopper.

Classy.

dfsgadg The mini-Diaper line is exactly why I can't wear pads 8[ Just the feeling of having that and filled with clotted blood at that its just sdfgdfhsdfsdfjgh

As if the crippling cramps weren't bad enough, you have to feel disgusting and nasty threw it |C

srsly...i was so mortified when i found out what "getting that special gift of fertility" ment//// i practically went on strike. i still bitch and moan but everyone just tells me im being stupid and to just except it but WTF, RLY...

WHY SHULD I EXCEPT BLEEDING EVERY MONTH FOR A WEEK FOR ANOTHER 30YEARS THEN MENOPAUSE! ALL THESE HORMONES ARE OUT TO GET ME >.>

GODAMNIT ALL XD

a-fuken-man
*removes uterus*

Usually, it's bad to describe a comic about periods as 'quick and messy' XD

Ok omg this is WIN
wow a hole year Jeeze! How the hell did you manage to do that?! XD
I was VERY sheltered and my mom never told me anything, cause it was "icky" and she's a hardcore Christian > . <
so my first time was like this

me: My tummy hurts.....I gotta go to the bathroom *goes to BR*..........*promptly screams bloody murder*
dad: OMG WTF?!? *rushes in*
me: OMG WTF I'M DYING FROM THE INSIDE!! OH GOD HELP ME!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!
dad:..............ohshi---- *closes door get's mom*
mom: Oh my...ok talk time, you aren't dying it's just blahblah *insert period talk*
me:..........*cries more due to horrible realization*

I got the first talk quite awhile before it ever happened.

I remember once a boy I liked in 6th grade....we were at this outdoors camping trip (fun shit you do in colorado yeah.) and he was all, "I BET YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR PERIOD LOLOLOLOL." I didn't know if I should be offended because I had gotten it and I didn't want it or if he was implying that I wasn't a woman. So I just said, "ER UHM SHUT UP TRACY"

You would think he would've noticed my budding breasts. GOD THOSE THINGS. D cups in 7th grade SKDFHLSHFLKSD

I was going to use that for an icon.

Damn you.

lol, I was thirteen, and I basically just went to the bathroom one morning and was all "oh okay"

and then I told my mommy, and she took me out for lunch because she was proud that I was officially a WOMAN.

I didn't tell my mom for like a year because the thought of the whole UR BECOMING A WOMAN HERE'S HOW TO USE A TAMPON talk made me wanna puke

THAT'S what that book was about? Glad I never read it.

I was 13 when I got it... was out getting icecream, was happy, went into the bathroom, saw my crotch was bleeding, was unhappy. I get the wort stomache aches during that time. Pepto Bismol and Asprin become my best fiends.

I don't even want kids... why can't I just rip the whole thing out in protest

I'm a guy.. Buuuut. I know enough to not understand why somebody would be excited about having a period. It sounds horrible.

you masturbate with daggers, you're that hard core

Ha, lawd. It went like this for me, too. Only instead of cut myself down there I claimed I sat in KETCHUP.

It was an awkward morning to say the least.

Haha oh man. I could see myself saying the ketchup thing too.

I was at the neighbors house when I got mine. I ended up hiding in the bathroom for an hour and freaking out when I was offered tampons. I thought I had no choice but to use those things. *brrrr*

you handled it better than me... I didnt know what a period was when mine showed up. I remember calling my mom and saying something along the lines of " I NEED TO GO TO A DOCTOR!!! MY INSIDES ARE DROPPING OUT THROUGH MY PEE HOLE!!"

Gah, same here. Instead of washing my underwear I just threw them away. Then mom didn't know why I had no underpants left. Hmmm...

When I was younger my periods were pretty pathetic. Never painful, very light.

Now it's like OMG I'M DYING RAWR I HATE YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA! *SOB!*

Plz make them stop. I don't want kids. D:

I had no clue what a period was when I got it, I just dumped the underwear in the hamper and the next day mom's like 'we need to talk'. I was also only 9 years old Thought I had somehow pooped myself.

GOODBYE, UTERUS.

Okay, so which gender would you prefer to be in your next life? (open question to everyone)

MALE! :>

Which are you now?

Female.

I've been able to catch glimpses of my future self from time to time. It's nearly impossible to do it on demand. Maybe more practice. I'm male now, but I'm definitely female the next time round and I was female before.

Well I didn't really had a problem with my period, made me somehow feel proud and adult ;) I really don't think it's that bad or annoying.

But even though I can't realy identify with you in that comic I really like it ^^ I can literally hear her screaming the "YES!", it's ringing in my ears. AWESOME!

Your gonna think Im a jackass for saying this but I thought you were a guy ^^;

Funny comic though XD I like the new icon BTW I havent been on FA in like a month or two @_@

I used to always wonder why women were so good at getting blood out of clothes. I think I figured it was probably all the bloody football that jocks played. (I'm the nerdy type so I never played that rough stuff). Or that they were secretly kicking a lot ass.

oh dear fuckin God...

What irony that I happen to see this little gem now of all times! My first ex-wife had the pleasure of calling me at work to inform me that my daughter is "growing up" D8<
I mean she's only 10! Why's she got to be ahead of the curve in everything?!

HA. I never paid much attention to the sex ed. classes... it embarrassed me. SO. I started mine when I was 13, I knew of the horrible period. BUT...

I was so disappointed when I found out that it occurs once every month. HEH.

OH. SHI. I'm due to start this week too. FUCK.

:C

OH, btw. This is win. Made me lol! :D

*throws my first time story on the pile*
I was ten years old. Spending an afternoon with my dad in San Francisco. Good times all around till we're somewhere near the Metreon and I go to the bathroom like D8!!! Luckily I knew what the little vending machine things in the bathroom were for, so I sat there for like five minutes fiddling through my pockets for spare change, hoping to god that I put my quarter in the pad slot (tampons scare the fuck out of me, and they never clearly label those things so it's like a fuckin' gamble every time you use one) when this nice old lady came up to me. She asked if I had just gotten my period, and I just kinda made a deer-in-the-headlights face and nodded. She bought me a pad, made sure I knew that I knew how to use it, and, in accordance to my begging, didn't tell my dad who was waiting outside xD;
All the more reason I love San Francisco x3

Oh wow, that was really nice of her! Kind of awkward for you I'm sure, but what a lifesaver.

Judy Blume's books always struck me as preach and uninvolving even when I was in the target age group. I've never once met -any- kids who were helped out by reading her oh-so-important books, nor who actually felt like her characters did.

I think she's one of those writers who use "OMG, Controversy!" as a crutch to hide the fact that they really are pretty average.

dear god that book. Many a female classmate was pissed.

I always found it interesting that they separated us for this talk at school like the boys should never know of periods and we would never know of erections... I never got a chance to hide it from my mom cause it decided to torment me at Six Flags Marine World after we got off a ride. No womanhood hooha for me.

Oh god. I got mine halfway through 7th grade, and thankfully I knew what it was already (most of my friends had already gotten it) so I didn't freak out much. Just told my mom, got some pads (tampons terrify me D:), and went on to walk funny for a few days. xD The awkward part was when my mom started crying and told me I could pick dinner that night. "MAY BABY IS BECOMING A WOMAN ;W; YOU CAN PICK DINNER TONIGHT." ...yeah, it was weird. I still joke about that with my boyfriend haha xD

I hate it now, though. .__.; I get REALLY bad cramps with my period so I've had to leave school early a few times because of it. Thankfully the school nurses consider it "illness" so no unexcused absences, and my boyfriend gives good back massages. |D Thank god.

I LMAO!

Got my first in Alcatraz (as a tourist, not an inmate). Can you believe on that whole island they didn't have ONE pad dispenser? We had to ask a female guard for help, and she didn't have none on her unfortunately.

haha this made me guggle

FFFFFFF
I got mine like, halfway through a french class in year 8.
And now I wonder...
WHY THE HELL DID I LOOK FORWARD TO THIS.

D:
I enjoyed it for all of 5 seconds before the cramps happened.

And then everyone chanted "plug it up", you got pig's blood dumped on you on Prom night and then killed everyone and destroyed the gym with your psychic powers.

This happened to me once - I actually fell onto the edge of a brick and cut my va-jay-jay.
Of course, I was five at the time so it obviously wasn't my period but when I did get it, my mum just went: "Oh, y'got it then?" and I just mumbled.

Body Book: Periods are bootiful and wonderful and you can do evewyting you do when you not on yo period, and you can go sWimmingz all the tiem and it's not gross it's happeeee and beautiful, u r teh womanly now~

Me: BOOK! Y U NO TELL ME THE TRUTH?!

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Aunt Irma strikes again...