Everyone knows cats are trolls, and mine is no exception.
Enjoy my cat Zima singing a parody of Lollipop about being a little troll.

...I didn't teach it that, promise.

Vocals: That EC
Backing Track: karaoke-version.com
Original song: The Chordettes: Lollipop

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Trololo lololo trolol lol lol lol lol lo
Trololol
Mrew?

I'm the cutest thing you ever seen
A white kitty, eyes so green
But I got a wildside too
Cause I love doin' this to you

Momma say she does it to furries too
As long as it makes them smile
She says it isn't very nice to do
But it's okay... if you do it with style

So if a troll really makes you sad
Forget about him, and don't get mad
If you really want to make him pay
Just go right up to him and say