Perhaps an early introduction should be in order. Me name's Crittero Gasm, but me crew refer to me as (the beloved) Captain Crit. I sail around in me ship, the Long Dong Silver along with me crew o' mice and me salty seadog of a First Mate, Trix Domina. Together, we loot and plunder ships trying to sneak past our fair port (who paid us very well to pillage the ships that did not have a permit) and contribute its wealth back to the economy.

Aye, they be good times, but trouble be brewing, and me ship needs more able hands. The mice crew can handle the ship just fine, but only a handful of pirates dedicated to the art of warfare. That's where ye new recruits come in. Ye job, should ye choose to accept our terms, be to join us in our epic journey of action, adventure and possibly a bit of romance..... or a full blown adult orgy session. Ye choice.