Plushie vore!

An idea I've been thinking about so I decided some fun was in order.

Welcome to Monster Mart!

There's many a monster here, so let's take a look at them!

Deviljho - As the games would leave you to expect, Jho is quite the tyrant. He roams the store and picks on the smaller, wimpier plushies, like poor ole Kut-ku here. No one messes with Jho (Generally). Recommended you don't own any other plushies if you buy this guy.

¥4,000

Kushala Daora - For such a mighty beast in-game, his plush is somewhat minute. Doesn't prevent him from having a monster-complex, though. One look at his concept art and he thinks he's the real deal, often leads to eating those much larger than himself. Pretty tough, but likely to immobilize himself and get eaten. If you get him you may need to visit your local plush psychiatrist.

¥3,500

Nargacuga - The Narga tends to stay out of the other's way most of the time. During store hours she'll hide under shelves or away in the stocking area. Only time you might catch her is if she's already full on another unfortunate plushie. Get her and she's likely to come around, though.

¥2,500

Lagiacrus - Haven't been able to sell this poor guy since we got 'im. Personality wise he's a great plushie, good demeanor and is on his best for customers. No one seems to want a Lagiacrus though, so he's resorted to eating the more popular monsters to increase his chances. A bit longer and I might take him home myself, if only so he'd stop eating the Gore's I stock! Take this guy home and he'll love you forever.

¥2,000

Zamtrios - Okay this plush doesn't actually exist in real life yet but it needs to be on Capcom's priority list, you know? This guy here has eaten a Tigrex, any other monster might be torn to shreds with such a meal, but Big Zam's belly here is made to extend, so he can handle it. Makes a great pillow (without Tigrex inside)!

¥5,000

Seregios - An unusual case, this one. Has a thing for the Rathians in the store. Of course none of them seem to mirror the affection, doesn't stop him from trying though. Usually let's the Rathians go after enough complaining, but accidents do happen. The Rathalos' are generally perturbed by Seregios's presence, so I try to keep very few of either in stock to prevent little battles from breaking out. Trust me, it's not pretty.

¥4,500, but if you're lucky; you may get a free Rathian

Plesioth - A strange case, overall pretty docile, but finds herself filled with some plush or another, whether purposefully or not. I- I'm not sure how that Najarala got there actually. I thought hipchecks were a myth but... Suppose anything can happen in the world of plush eh. Great plushie, just watch for the hips, they...do things.

¥1,500

Great Jaggi - Great. Fucking. Jaggi. If you've ever played the games, you know this guy is generally the footstool of monsters. Even the guys who play 3 quests and sell the game to Gamestop kill him at least once. This Jaggi doesn't give a fucking Lao Shan's massive ass about that. Toughest of the tough, apexest of the apex. Here he's got a Diablos packed in his gut. See those horns? They'd tear through any other plush, this guy has a will of steel. Look at the amount of effort he's putting in to cross his tiny, plush arms, the dedication! Seriously though, I have tried and tried and tried to sell this guy. He scares the kids that come in (and the adults as well[and me]), and devours my plush stock as he pleases! I've marked the little bastard down again and again but he will not have it; clever little shit. He will not, by any means, be accurate to the game at all so please, PLEASE TAKE HIM. He is going to run me out of business and after that I'm afraid the devs over at Capcom might be next.

By all means, take him, please.


God damn though, plushies are super fun. Expect more of these guys in the future. And sorry for the wall of text, hah.

P.S. Yes the sound effects are stupid but I mean traditional sounds don't work they are stuffing and stuffing sounds are cute and fwuffy.