Athena - Owl (https://twitter.com/Nushaaful)
Chiswick - Gryphon (https://twitter.com/ChiswickGryphon)
Aris - Winged Dragon
RyukaK - Wingless Dragon (https://twitter.com/KagayakiRyuu)

RyukaK - Where is he? Oh, (checks phone) one missed message. "I'm sorry RyukaK, but my ride bailed on me at the last minute. I'm not gonna make it!" Oh no, not again. Now I don't know anyone here! ... do I gotta meet new people? (dramatic music) That shouldn't be TOO hard!
Aris - Blah blah blah blah blady blaw.
Chiswick - Well, bleh bleh, blady, blaw blew blee! Dur ba blah blah blue!
Aris - Hehe, well bladly blah blah video games, blah!
RyukaK - Video games? I play video games!
Chiswick - Hmm?
RyukaK - Blah blah blahdy blah blah Megaman, Legend of Zelda, and Destiny!
Chiswick - Ehh, hmm. mmm. Yeah. You sound pretty cool. You should hang with us!
RyukaK - Awesome!
Athena - Hey boys, have you got your wings ready yet?
Aris - Totally, last year I was there they stuffed me like a turkey!
RyukaK - Going out for a late lunch?
Chiswick - Yeah, there is little resteraunt on the top of Mount St Alban that sells the best Sushi.
RyukaK - Can I tag along?
Aris - Sure.
Athena - Hold on Avatar. We're traveling by air and a wingless dragon will just "drag" us behind.
Aris - Oops, that's right. Unless you're as quick as Sonic or have a chopper you won't catch-up.
Chiswick - Sorry bro, maybe you can find some Charmander to have BBQ with. Bye bye!
RyukaK - When did they start making WING cliques? Sigh, I just came here to be with friends. But I'm gonna be alone this whole con! This sucks. I wouldn't have to worry about making new friends if I had wings. If I could fly, I'd be TOTALLY cooler. I wouldn't have to worry about trying to find friends who like me just the way I am!

Singing:

If I had wings I would soar through the air like a bird or Charizard.
If I had wings, I would fashion them up with symbols or something

I could soar past the clouds, poop on the trolls I don't like
I could go round in circles, impress all the boys
Or be EXTREME like a Pidgeotto!
Or be groundbound like Charmeleon

In my wingless state, my insecurities make me
not feel like I should be me.

Khord - If you had wings?
RyukaK - If I had wings.
Khord - You could fly into space like a porygon.
RyukaK - I'd fly to space!
Khord - If you had wings you could fly to the moon like that song!
RyukaK - If I had wings, fly past the moon.
Khord - You can go back to breath, to not die. You could soar like a Golbat, but be much cuter. You could save tons on airfare, tell Priceline to shove it. and make sure to avoid lightening!

(singing stops)

RyukaK - Wait, where did you come from?
Khord - Oh sorry, I noticed you looked kinda lonely and wanted some wings. I just came back from lunch with a bucket of them, I could share!
RyukaK - No, that won't help. Aw, forget it! I'm not gonna make ANY new friends here.
Khord - I know! (shakes his hand) Hi, my name is Khord. What's your name?
RyukaK - Hi, I'm Ryu.
Khord - There! New friend!
RyukaK - Hehe, I guess? So where did you get the food? We don't have any KFC for miles!
Khord - Oh these? I just pulled off a few from the Avian meetup. It's not cannibalism if they're not my species. Hey it's not like you're the only one who wants wings.