Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sfTR6qWmhg

Featuring Maibu, Donut, Trou Bull, Morton, Aris, and I:

Maibu - Oh my dog.... there's so many furries. Excuse me! ... excuse ... hello? Maybe they can't hear me because of my suit, or maybe they can't see me because of their suits. Oh hello!
Khord - I don't have any money, bye!
Maibu - What? No no! I'm just trying to find registration!
Khord - ... OH!!!! Sorry, I'm from Manhattan. We deal with a lot of- Nevermind. Registration! That's easy to find!
Maibu - Good, where is it?
Khord - You take right, get on the escilators, take the sky bridge, go right, then left, then right to the stairwell, take a left, go past the 2nd esculators, to the second bridge past the dealers den, left to the 3rd esculator, ride down, take a right, and you'll find it. Remember all that? (Maibu gives a blank stare) I'll take you. You haven't been to AnthroCon before, have you?
Maibu - I haven't been to ANY con before!
Khord - Oh wow. You've got a lot to learn.
Maibu - Yeah but I'm ready. I've been saving up for this con all year.
Khord - Did you make sure to have enough for food.
Maibu - Food? *loud gurgle sound happens*
Khord - Sounds like music to my ears. *music starts*

The rarist sense is common sense
point proven at our expense
If you smell a crude incense
Furs have but one air defense

It's one rule, not complex
though to some, it will perplex
It requires hygiene checks
Maybe you need some context

You don't smell, my point's not that
I am but a simple cat
My point is all about your con,
and minimums that must be done.

6-2-1. 1 wash, 2 nums, and 6 hour slumber
6-2-1, 1 goal of mine's to repeat this rhyme
6-2-1, 6-2-1

I didn't sing this song before to connewbs in the past
They didn't hear the warning now their lives have simply crashed
Some are taught what's right and wrong and some simply contrast
Where I've been I'll tell you, the stories I've amassed.

Sleepless Sam partied all the night
Every hour till morning bright
Then one day he lost his sight
Starring closely at strobe lights

6-2-1. 1 wash, 2 nums, and 6 hour slumber
6-2-1, 1 goal of mine's to repeat this rhyme
6-2-1, 6-2-1

Hungry Hal had not one food, with his wallet came a feud
Go out eating or get lube? Final answer? Wasn't good.
Bad smell bull had BO bad, Made the Dorsai very mad
So they made a special rule, so you won't smell like your stool

6-2-1. 1 wash, 2 nums, and 6 hour slumber
6-2-1, 1 goal of mine's to repeat this rhyme
6-2-1, 6-2-1

Look over there, it's the pre-reg line. Go have fun, go have fun.
But don't forget the rule 6-2-1.
So yeah got it?

Maibu: Yes! Will you shut up about it already. I know what a shower is, jerk! Stinky mean cat.
Khord: (sniffs self) Eh!