Well hey it been a while since i post something here. but here something new for you all right before my birthday. I wanted to start off with some music I made and help create for the Furry basketball association. Most of the FBA -er have heard this but if you haven't then you need to. I am quite proud of it.
Thank you for all your support.
Picture from
Walden Wilde
SFX by
BuckHopper
Rap lyrics done by
Tazel Sixpaws and
Wendingo
Rap:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FBA HISTORY!
T. MATT LATRANS!
VS!
JIMMY TERRRRN!
BEGIN!
JIMMY:
Well it's about time I got some recognition,
For ten long years, you kept me in this position
I can't complain, though I get no pay,
At least I'm not subsidized by Frito Lay!
Come on, T.Matt! Every meal is Doritos!
Your body's as appealing as Swinton wearing speedos!
And a personality as exciting as Drano!
Even Vera La Tierra says 'Ay no bueno!'
I'm a stunning otter, you’re nothing but a squatter!
My raps are all hotter, this is gonna be a slaughter!
You’re about as interesting as Terrence Tolliver!
I’m crushing this battle come hell or high water!
T. MATT
Yo from RoPo, I'm broadcasting live!
And welcome to me smacking down this oily jive!
Gotta say, Jimmy buddy, that's one lousy verse,
This rap battle just took a 'Tern' for the worse!
I'm slashin', mike crashin', Voice bigger than texans!
while yours is worse to hear than Gilbert Exen's!
I'm a Post Up Producer, winning's just a no-brainer,
While all you create is spittle from your retainer!
You don't know your players, you don't know your stats,
And got as much tact as a pack of British Rats!
How you gonna beat me, the FBA master?
When everything you touch just ends in disaster?
JIMMY
Geesh, T.Matt! That's pretty darn cold...
But what do you expect from a near fifty year-old?
The whole world wishes they could just turn you off,
Cause you're about as wanted as that Moonshiner moth!
T.MATT
That's funny there, Jimmy. You think you're 'the bomb?'
When you still live at home with your dad and mom?
If it weren't for me, you'd never cut your teeth,
But right now, all you are is comic relief!
JIMMY
T.Matt, I'm the voice that the crowds are enjoying!
While Sterne Davids fined you for being annoying!
Gonna 'Post Up' on Ewe Tube your failing rap log...
You're no journalist, just the FBA lapdog!
T.MATT
Hate to say this, Jimmy, cause it might leave you numb,
I go to star parties only if you don't come!
I'm wrapping up this rap, cause yours is cold as a fish,
I'm T.Matt Latrans, and that's a swish!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
...though we're probably not doing another one of these....
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FBA HISTORY!
Also I will be putting up a poll here after my birthday to see who you think should be next I have music going and I want to do more of these.
Thank you for all your support.
Picture from
Walden WildeSFX by
BuckHopperRap lyrics done by
Tazel Sixpaws and
WendingoRap:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FBA HISTORY!
T. MATT LATRANS!
VS!
JIMMY TERRRRN!
BEGIN!
JIMMY:
Well it's about time I got some recognition,
For ten long years, you kept me in this position
I can't complain, though I get no pay,
At least I'm not subsidized by Frito Lay!
Come on, T.Matt! Every meal is Doritos!
Your body's as appealing as Swinton wearing speedos!
And a personality as exciting as Drano!
Even Vera La Tierra says 'Ay no bueno!'
I'm a stunning otter, you’re nothing but a squatter!
My raps are all hotter, this is gonna be a slaughter!
You’re about as interesting as Terrence Tolliver!
I’m crushing this battle come hell or high water!
T. MATT
Yo from RoPo, I'm broadcasting live!
And welcome to me smacking down this oily jive!
Gotta say, Jimmy buddy, that's one lousy verse,
This rap battle just took a 'Tern' for the worse!
I'm slashin', mike crashin', Voice bigger than texans!
while yours is worse to hear than Gilbert Exen's!
I'm a Post Up Producer, winning's just a no-brainer,
While all you create is spittle from your retainer!
You don't know your players, you don't know your stats,
And got as much tact as a pack of British Rats!
How you gonna beat me, the FBA master?
When everything you touch just ends in disaster?
JIMMY
Geesh, T.Matt! That's pretty darn cold...
But what do you expect from a near fifty year-old?
The whole world wishes they could just turn you off,
Cause you're about as wanted as that Moonshiner moth!
T.MATT
That's funny there, Jimmy. You think you're 'the bomb?'
When you still live at home with your dad and mom?
If it weren't for me, you'd never cut your teeth,
But right now, all you are is comic relief!
JIMMY
T.Matt, I'm the voice that the crowds are enjoying!
While Sterne Davids fined you for being annoying!
Gonna 'Post Up' on Ewe Tube your failing rap log...
You're no journalist, just the FBA lapdog!
T.MATT
Hate to say this, Jimmy, cause it might leave you numb,
I go to star parties only if you don't come!
I'm wrapping up this rap, cause yours is cold as a fish,
I'm T.Matt Latrans, and that's a swish!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
...though we're probably not doing another one of these....
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FBA HISTORY!
Also I will be putting up a poll here after my birthday to see who you think should be next I have music going and I want to do more of these.
Category Music / Rap
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Size 120 x 88px
File Size 4.32 MB
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