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Couch Kitties: Left Handed Moths Ate The Painting!
nyomi reminds us that this is National Moth Week! Get mothified today! From The Marx Bros' "Animal Crackers," 1930:
Spaulding: Don't you remember, Mrs. Rittenhouse lost a valuable Beaugard oil painting worth a hundred thousand dollars? Don't you remember that?
Ravelli: No, I'm a stranger around here, I don't remember that.
Spaulding: Well, what do you think I am? One of the early settlers? Ravelli, don't you remember, Mrs. Beaugard lost a valuable Rittenhouse oil painting worth a hundred thousand dollars? Don't you remember that?
Ravelli: No! But I've seen you someplace before.
Spaulding: Well, that's where I was, but I'll stay out of there in the future.
Ravelli: Hey, Captain. It come to me like a flash! This painting wasn't stolen. Ha! You know what happened? This painting, Captain, disappeared, and yes, it disappeared. And you know what make it disappear? You'll never guess, Captain. What do you think-a make-a this painting disappear, huh? Moths! Moths eat it...Left-handed moths.
Spaulding: Go away. Go away. I'll be all right in a minute. Left-handed moths ate the painting, eh?
Ravelli: Yeah, it's a-my own solution.
Spaulding: I wish you were in it. Left-handed moths ate the painting. You know, I'd buy you a parachute if I thought it wouldn't open.
Ravelli: Hey, I got pair-a shoes. (Spaulding cringes)
Spaulding: Come on, let's go down and get the reward. We solved it, you solved it. The credit is all yours. The painting was eaten by a left-handed moth.
Ravelli: Hey, you know, we did a good day's work.
Spaulding: How do you feel - tired? Maybe you ought to lie down for a couple of years, eh? Why don't you just lie down so rigor mortis sets in. Look, Ravelli, I'll show ya how to get the painting. We'll go to court, and we'll get out a writ of habeas corpus.
Ravelli: You're gonna get rid-a what?
Spaulding: Oh, I should never have started that way, I can see that.
It would appear that Myron Moth has changed his diet from new stimulants to Old Masters...
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sharra. Tali, the kittehs and Myron © me. http://couchkitties.comicgenesis.com/
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Moth week?
I love moths!
I discovered last month that a moth that's been hanging around is an import - the common emerald. It's native to the UK, but hitched a ride to southwest BC, pacific northwest Washinton state where it flourishes.
So here and the UK are the only two places this little guy exists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Emerald
I love moths!
I discovered last month that a moth that's been hanging around is an import - the common emerald. It's native to the UK, but hitched a ride to southwest BC, pacific northwest Washinton state where it flourishes.
So here and the UK are the only two places this little guy exists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Emerald
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