Not bad. With that shirt and pose, I'm thinking 'teen-Vanguard-throwing-a-hissy-fit'.

Huh, y'know that never occurred to me, but you're quite right. He does kinda have that whole rebel rebel thing goin' on. Very kinda "Fuck you and the Arbiter you rode in on, man. This one is SO outta here!"

*revs motorbike and moves on out* Now there's a story idea, the Vanguard land in 1950's America.

"...and in breaking news. Demonic alien lizards have just landed on Earth and eaten James Dean!"

No, not James Dean! He never even had the chance to blow his career with a massive flop at the box office.

I you, and want to have your cynical little babies

What a fine parenting couple we'd make. No, Virginia, there is no Santa Claus.

Yes, violence is the answer to your problems, sweetie. Here's a cricket bat, now go deal to that bully at school. Remember, aim for the kneecaps, my little preshus!

And if little Tommy Sipowicz gives you lip again, tell him his mommy's selling her wares all over town.

Kewl! has that whole whole bad-boy appeal with the ripped-up clothing, though the ripped up shorts are ripped up a little too much for me to think that he wants people to think he's THAT bad.

Plus, it kinda looks like he's about to trip over his own tail. Which also makes me think he's drunk.

He's too cool for school. You know how it is when you're a rebellious adolescent, you slouch around the place trying to look cool, until you trip over your tail and land flat on your face, with all the kids laughing and pointing at you...

...

...so then you eat their faces off and demand to know just who's laughing now, motherfuckers?!?!

... golly... where did THAT come from?