This needs to be an album cover.

That would be awesome!

Excuse me, I said I wanted Extra tentacles for this order, XP.

I can't stop laughing 😂 lol

"Hello miss. I have your...." Cthulhu looks at the teleprompter "...pizza, with extra sausage."

I love this more than I should X3

where did I put my hammer?..

WHAT THE HELL!?

I almost fell off of chair. This is hilarious : D

Purple Tentacle has fallen on some hard times since being thwarted in Day of the Tentacle.

Here and I was going to make a maniac mansion reference. Never knew there was a sequel.

oh my goodness yes! :D It follows Bernard returning to the mansion with a couple friends to stop the Tentacle.

At Papa Cthulu's if yer order isn't there within 30 minutes or less, the Elder Gods return for free! :P

I see what you did there

this came to mind
http://www.recaption.com/uploads/19.....1d34f0a82f.jpg

What to say what to say what to say... I've got no money, I'm afraid. *begins to strip down*

SEEMS LEGIT.

You had me at sexual wiggle.

I'm gonna kick myself for this but.... 1 girl 100 suction cups.

*shudders*

and a beak for a mouth :V

That never seems to stop any of the avians around here.

Lol

No because we all know tentacle monsters have beaks :3

*groans then bludgeuns ya with a nerf whifflebat fer that* LOL

Oww....

Lmao

XD

"What the hell?! I told you guys I don't want any seafood on my pizza!"

When pizza delivery goes horribly wrong.

"Mm calamari!" *eats the deliverymonster, tips the pizza*

I did, but it was pine apple and ham, now sausage. :<

Okay ...this Pizza Delivery Tentacle Porn will seriously compromise my Plumber Tentacle Porn that should be fixing my pipes and my Mechanic Tentacle Porn that should be rotating my tires. Can I also have the Carpenter Tentacle Porn at my house too because I wanna get nailed...

I'm sorry - It's *currently* almost 1 AM here, and I'm in a weird mindset for some reason.

This is both a a fun and a funny idea that you rolled into one, and I thank you for making this image happen.

This is hilarious but it would actualy be great if pizza deliverer
Were all like this and were also giving other services than the delivery

this made my night. You rule.

Can we all just stop what we're doing and lawl for a minute or so

*gasp* :o

This is outright hilarious! xD
Nice job!

Madam, we have your...Seafood Surprise. (wriggles tentacles)

Who could've resisted from such an order.

THIS IS BEST TENTACLE PORN.

Gimme some more of that sexual wiggle!!!

Oh my, but I seem to have lost my money conveniently off screen! Surely there is some way I can pay you for that pizza?

I think you accidentally crossed the streams.

Come on in the cheese is great!

"I know where you can deliver that meat Missster Pizzza man..WINKEY FAEC"
-Amanda Bynes Parody

I wonder if pizza porn begins with a person delivery? :o

This is priceless. Thank you so much for creating it and sharing the madness with us. I want it on a tshirt, but don't know if I would have the nerve to actually wear it. Lol.

Of course you realize the follow up to this has to be an animation with the tentacle monster singing "My Tentacle in a box"
We don't even have to say whose box

wat.

"You hear a knock at the door, you answer, and it's the tentacle pizza deliver guy. And you say, I didn't order any pizza, and then he FUCKS YOUR WIFE! AND THEN YOU!"

I lol'ed so hard. Thanks I needed that today.

Don't be sorry. I thought this was funny.

Hahaha, oh my god, I almost died when I saw this.

I thought the pizza said "Skrillex". Not that the fact that I was wrong helps with deciphering the picture.

I made a terrible deal with a friend where he gets all the stupid art he wants for 3 months in return for his fancy TF2 hat.

Life choices...

Your friend is a terrible person with an awesome sense of humour :)

"I said NO anchovies!"

It... It's... perfect.

So beautiful.

Arrrgh!!

Genius XD

This isn't a pizza delivery tentacle monster. It's her husband and he picked up dinner on the way home from work. XD

Thanks for making me lol.

Thats very funny and I really like the way you drawn the human girl

That *sizzle* bodes ill for the tentacle through the pizza! XD

"But I don't have enough cash"
"we'll work something out...wink wink"

This is a new twist on a classic gag XD. Looks like she ordered hers with Calamari.

"Pizza delivery for... 'IC Wiener'"?