
G: How come you get to be the leader?
D: Because I have the EYEBROWS
D: Because I have the EYEBROWS
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Not so much "handy" as "selfishly trying to tip the scales of people I have to talk to at cons that I can tolerate"
And as for a clone army of Bobs... I went that rout once, didn't end to well. Maybe if you have a masses ridalin supply hidden somewhere it will go better for you then it did me.
And as for a clone army of Bobs... I went that rout once, didn't end to well. Maybe if you have a masses ridalin supply hidden somewhere it will go better for you then it did me.
You learn how to separate your eyes by first crossing your eyes and forcing one eye to follow a pencil/finger or some such. A friend of mine have learned how to do it with an immense amount of practice.
I would tell you it works like that, but for some reason I can make my eyes drift off like that and I've never consciously tried to learn it...
Now back to your regularly scheduled silence...
I would tell you it works like that, but for some reason I can make my eyes drift off like that and I've never consciously tried to learn it...
Now back to your regularly scheduled silence...
Warning: Eye trick that's appropriate for any occasion including birthdays, company meetings, weddings, anniversaries, graduations, funerals, prostate exams, criminal convictions, tornadoes, and bar mitzfahs is not intended for prolonged or repeated use. Failure to comply may result in eye strain, headaches, nausea, muscle spasms, upset stomach, loss of balance and basic motor skills, infertility, uncontrollable jumping up and down, and lazy duodenum. Talk to your doctor before beginning a regimen of eye trick that's appropriate for any occasion including birthdays, company meetings, weddings, anniversaries, graduations, funerals, prostate exams, criminal convictions, tornadoes, and bar mitzfahs!
If you can't do crazy eyes, see if you can pull off Vibroeyes. Unfocus your eyes, and randomly twitch the muscles around as fast as you can and your eyes will do this really weird looking vabrating thing. It also doesn't cause eye strain the way making your eyes look random different directions does.
Also, those are some mighty eyebrows.
Also, those are some mighty eyebrows.
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