It might not specify diapers in the dress code, but we all know that kittens need to wear appropriate clothing.

After all, it's better to wear a diaper than to make puddles in front of all your friends. ;)

Bu..but I'm an adult

*Adult
*Read as "kitten playing at adult-ing".
:P

Nuuuuu big kitty

Isn't it a prerequisite for Unpottytraining 101 to be potty trained in the first place, kitty? Mebbe I'm just in the mood to press people's buttons or mebbe I'm on to something. ;P

Hey I'm potty trained ....kinda - blush

Well, all's cool and you're still adorable regardless of how potty-trained you are, kitten. ;3

Am not I'm a proud pure blooded angora - rawrs

And a cute one at that! You're still a cutie I wouldn't wanna cross, though.

-Floofs with pride but ends up looking like an over grown Cotten ball

-cowers in 'fear' of the cotton ball-

That's right omega fear my greatness

Yes, great kitty-cats and mighty poof are worth fearing. ^v^

This is not poof it is grand plumage - fluffs up even more

Oh, I guess that's a typo in the dress code, then...

What ?

Well, it's either that the dress code requires diapers and you wore plumage or (more likely) the dress code requires plumage and you wore a diaper. ;P

-has become like three times as fluffy in fustration and stomps off to class crinkling the whole way

Alrighty, sweetie! Have fun in class! ^v^

- glair - I may not understand the name but I have yet to fail a class this will not be the first -walks in to home room and sits right in front of the class

(Lol then in walks professor harpo XD )

Professor Harpo comes waltzing into the classroom of Unpottytraining 101 and immediately brings down the projector screen and turns on the room's sound system. "Now class, today's class will start with a video excerpt relevant to the class curriculum. I like to think it also helps demonstrate that I'm still 'hip' and 'with it.'" Upon pushing his remote clicker, the chorus of Let It Go plays in a repeating loop. XP

- ears flick with anoyance

Professor Harpo clicks off the music with a chuckle. "Lyrically, it pretty much describes unpottytraining in a nutshell, students. Can't hold it back anymore. Any questions?"

- raises hand - why is this a prerec for teaching ?

"Because to teach children, you must be able to relate with children in countless ways. That's something this school takes very, very seriously. I'd figured you'd already read that in your syllabus, kitten." Professor turns around to the board behind him and starts to jot down the day's agenda.

You said in the email that syliby where doing to be handed ou in class sir

"The e-mail mentioned that I would have spare syllabi to hand out to students unable to print them out for themselves." Preemptively, Professor Harpo places a stapled Unpottytraining 101 syllabus on your desk before placing a few more on other students' desks.

-skimms it

With a reserved grin, Professor Harpo continues on. "The new subject we're kicking off is recognition of when you need a change. Padding choices vary and remember that there's no such thing as..." He leaves a pause for a response. "one diaper for every occasion, correct. So today, we'll be talking about variables and statistics in padding that you'll want to pay attention to."

-pulls out a note book and starts to doodle takeing the ocational note when something is important to know or more iportantly souns like it will be on the test

"... and those are the crucial differences between pulp and super-absorbent polymer. I see that some of you are squirming a bit in your seats; you know the way out of that and what Unpottytraining 101 is all about. Any questions?" Professor Harpo asks as he slips his personal notes back into a folder.

- is trying to look like im not sqirming

"Alrighty then, class is dismissed!" Professor Harpo makes sure to give you a knowing look as most students start to leave the room.

what is it sir

"I believe you know as well as I do, squirmy child. I doubt I have to say much more. You enjoy the rest of your classes."

i am not a child-pouts- have a nice day Sir

"Alright, alright, you have a good one." Professor Harpo scribbles away, making notes on attendance and participation.

oh my where might I attend?~

Lol

wha? :p

Southcrinklé accadime

signed up :V XD

( cough cough excuse for cute school uniform ) some fae thing my stinky brother signed me up for