Soooo before I went on my vacation I went to the mall with the intention of buying a hat.

I did not buy a hat.

This was because I went into the bastion of pure corporate evil that is Hot Topic, and saw a Tanuki Suit Mario hoodie. With ears on the hood. EARS ON THE GOD DAMNED HOOD. Never in my life would I ever believe I would buy something with ears on a hood. But... I did. For more money than anyone with sense would spend on such a thing. Because? I love tanukis. I love Mario. I am a simp.

... I fricking love this thing.