Well I'll just assume the joke was good.

All wanted Monster Hunted SAGA continue in PsP Vita... BUT NO!!!!!! CAPCOM decided that 3DS will be much better!!!! (I still waiting my Monster Hunter for PS4 T.T)

It's times like this that I regret almost always falling asleep in Spanish class. (And getting away with it because I was at the edge of the room, so everyone thought I was just looking out the window)

Finally I have my GameStation Pita.
To play Monsters Hunters when it comes out !!!
I can not wait!!! HOW BEAUTIFUL IS MY PITA

FOOL! Monsters Hunters will not leave for Pita.
It will be exclusive for 3PS.
WHAT HAPPENED !!!

NNOOOOO !!!
Monsters Hunters does not go for that PORQUERIA !!!!

Shout all you want to my tail ...
The same is not going to leave for your
"Beautiful Pita"

You did a good job, but is not all well translated:

Rathalos: Finally I have my GameStation Pita to play Monsters Hunters when it comes out !!!
I can't wait!!! MY PITA IS SO BEAUTIFUL

Rathian: FOOL! Monsters Hunters will not leave for Pita. It will be exclusive for 3PS.
WHAT AN IDIOT!!!

Rathalos: NNOOOOO!!!
Monsters Hunters will not come out for that SHIT!!!!

Rathian: Shout all you want to my tail...
You won't see it for you "Beautiful Pita" anyway.

Thanks for correcting me. I only knew most of it.