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Dear Miss Davenport,
While I appreciate that you're the only student of mine that has not filled the semester with angst ridden teen poetry, I cannot help but notice ever single piece you're turned in has a robot in it, even when we did historical fiction. And while I must applaud you for your excessive creativity, I would like to see you branch out from this robotic fixation/crutch you seen to carry.
So for now I'm giving you a very solid B+.
Perhaps next semester.
Sincerely,
Mr. Writtenberg
While I appreciate that you're the only student of mine that has not filled the semester with angst ridden teen poetry, I cannot help but notice ever single piece you're turned in has a robot in it, even when we did historical fiction. And while I must applaud you for your excessive creativity, I would like to see you branch out from this robotic fixation/crutch you seen to carry.
So for now I'm giving you a very solid B+.
Perhaps next semester.
Sincerely,
Mr. Writtenberg
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Here is a picture of the suspect:
http://store.engrish.com/godjest.html
Look, he even brought her flowers!
http://store.engrish.com/godjest.html
Look, he even brought her flowers!
I recall it in flashes of course (I saw it about 1979 or so) - the woman trapped by the machine, being tortured by it as she tries to escape, her eventual reluctant acquiescence (and the image of the mechanical penis is still stuck in my mind), and the final scene where the Child is unveiled and speaks with the computer's voice.
It was a bit chilling when I saw it back then, but it's a curiosity now - you can see stranger stuff in manga.
It was a bit chilling when I saw it back then, but it's a curiosity now - you can see stranger stuff in manga.
The "I took some of your sperm for artificial insemination in case I wanted a baby and your balls were not available" story would probably work... not meant as offense, but the guy might have likely got some brain damage if he saw action on that tour, so he'd buy it.
Personally, if she'd give me unlimited MILF action, I'd not care if The Deep One did it...but the way your milfs are, that's obvious
Personally, if she'd give me unlimited MILF action, I'd not care if The Deep One did it...but the way your milfs are, that's obvious
Now there is a dilemma on the one hand your wife cheated on you.
On the other hand Optimus *freaking* Prime banged your wife. If that dosen't speak to her hottness I don't know what else does.
Husband: (To buddies) "Yup me and Prime go way back. He would've been here today for the BBQ but ol Megatron just had to try and steal energon again.
*takes the Ribs off the grill and places the haul on the table*
Friend 1: "Dosen't it bother you that you had to raise Prime's kid."
Before he can answer, the grill transformers into a humanoid robot.
Husband: "The kid has his uses..."
On the other hand Optimus *freaking* Prime banged your wife. If that dosen't speak to her hottness I don't know what else does.
Husband: (To buddies) "Yup me and Prime go way back. He would've been here today for the BBQ but ol Megatron just had to try and steal energon again.
*takes the Ribs off the grill and places the haul on the table*
Friend 1: "Dosen't it bother you that you had to raise Prime's kid."
Before he can answer, the grill transformers into a humanoid robot.
Husband: "The kid has his uses..."
well... you did bring it up. I suppose now we either have to see optimus, the one who owns it (I'm hoping it's a chick, but I know better than to assume) or a bit of both (though, I'm not sure the standard pose isn't allowed on this particular site... and I"m too lazy to read the rules)
here's to hoping anyways. or toki... toki is always a good idea
here's to hoping anyways. or toki... toki is always a good idea
Fess up, is the only viable option. Guy's probably picked up a few extra wives on duty anyway. The child will be ostracized and sent out into the wilderness to survive. His mother secretly providing him with food and such whilst he grows. Raised by the wild animals and any purple-wearing skull-fetishists as he comes of age he confronts his mother's husband in a ritual battle to the death.
Oh, and er she's got some mighty big titties.
-SP
Oh, and er she's got some mighty big titties.
-SP
Claim it was a rogue robot rapist who took her by force. She was so ashamed by the events that she never got tested to see if she was impregnanted and only found out after it was too late. The whole thing was swept under the rug by the military because it was a super top secret experiment that broke free and attacked her before they could recapture it!
BTW, brings "artificial" insemination to a new level.
BTW, brings "artificial" insemination to a new level.
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