they're allowed to kick you out for peeing the bed?......thats rough...

shit i know right
thats pretty fucked

that would be like getting kicked out of tiger-cub scouts because you dont know long division or algebra

Hell I trying to be a bear scout but during the meeting not alot people shown and so it never happened...I went home crushed

Many lulz you have ensued upon me!

Thanks for the laugh!

They always expect little girls to behave themselves.
I have no donking clue why. Little girls are like wolverines that go for the knees.

Only the wolverines don't laugh at you.

Or put gum in your hair.

I loathe girl scouts. But I have a legitimate reason: Working retail, city girlscouts were founded in.
THIS IS WHERE THEY'RE SELLING COOKIES TO COME TO. (sometimes)
I want to pee on the side of the Juliette Gordon Lowe house.

Did your mom ever put peanut butter in your hair to get gum out?

Turpentine.

Augh. D= While probably cleaner, the smell would be awful.

I used to tease it out in the shower, to hell with adding anything to the already massive lump in your lovely curtain of hair >.>'

I just chopped it out, the one time it happened. I got a new haircut out of it, even if my mom wasn't too happy with me. :D But I hated having bangs.


Why do they call them 'bangs'?

LOL I know. Bangs would have to be the most annoying thing to have on your head

*shrugs*

because they bang against your head all the time particularly when I... oh sorry, we're talking about Girl Scouts, this should probably be PG-13.

I quit girl scouts while I was still a brownie because I hated all the other girls in my troop. I still remember the girl that voted against sleeping over at the camp and caused us to not be able to, and then later complained that we didn't get to sleep over. Yeah. That was it for me.

Yeaaaaah I was not good at socializing with my peers at that age. Lots of sore spots because of that.

GIRLS SCOUTS MAKES ME

ANNNNGRRYYY

*rips off brown vest and turns green*

Ha! Awesome. I love the expressions.

I EAT SCOUTS FOR BREAKFEST!


Stuck up little--

OMG win!! win of the highest degree! You made my day! ...um...well....night XD

I used to be a brownie, but then I wanted to have a real metal knife, not those plastic knives that they would let us use.

I love the "kick out of brownies" face! XD

wow...what assholes. KIDS PEE IN BED

ACTUALLY TO BE FAIR I don't remember the exact reason. It's just as likely Mom just decided to STOP taking me. I was just making a little joke, although the peeing thing did happen.

I didn't do boyscout :P

AN old lady said I probably was one when I held the door for her :P

I was never in scouts. I stayed inside and read books. :]

hahah

but omg. my sister's friend always has a stockpile of thin mints in the freezer and they taste so good cold 8C youre making me hungry

I am of the Samoa addict species myself.

those may be the other ones i like. i cant remember the name. theyre donut shaped with coconut and chocolate

Ooooh yeah that's the cookie crack right there.

*clubs* F- YOU! My Samoas!!!

Yeah, looooot of future preppies in my troop too.

total fool for the tagalong cookies here. Once the little troglodites lock-on to ya, there's no way to resist buyin cookies! u_u

They're like drug dealers, really.

Those who din't end up as preppies usually do end up sellin' Smack

Did you get your 'Foreign Object Up Your Den Mother's Nose' badge?

Damn skippy.

How about the one for sticking a harmonica in the leader's mouth whilst sleeping? (SCREEEEEEE!!!! HONNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!! SCREEEEEEEE!!!! HONNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!) True story!

I was a brownie for about 3 weeks before my mother decided my troop leader was a biiiitch (which she was) never even got to sell cookies or anything like that...Didn't even get one of those uniform things. All I remember from the meetings was SNACK TIME.

So yeah no Girl scouting for me!

I WAS a Daisy in Missionettes...But that's not really girl scouts at all if I remember correctly. xD Basically had to hang out with a bunch of girls that I didn't get along with because I didn't really know anything about Jesus and didn't really care to learn about religion (as you can imagine bible camp SUCKED)

oh lord bible camp

the only things I remember from Bible camp as a kid wer the cheesy songs and all the kids inappropriately yelling "GRACE!" whenever it was mealtime (like in "Hook" which had just been released...)

LOL I was that child who always shouted "Grace". It's my sister's name, and normally it was followed by "You bitch!"

Oh God. My parents (ok... just Mom) panicked when she noticed I wasn't interested in religion one bit. I got sent to 2 bible camps that thought it was a good idea to have three services a day: 1 before breakfast, one before dinner, and one at midnight. The one at midnight was the most fun because it lasted for 2+ hours every time and we had to get up at 6:30 every morning! What a good way to allow kids to learn about religion; forced worship!

Many people feel freed by religion, but it's quite the opposite. In order to practice religion, you have to give up your freedom and worship some kind of entity that supposedly tells you how to live and punishes/rewards you accordingly. I never really understood why people even practice religion...


Enough anti-religion talk from me! I don't want to piss anyone off at this hour. >.>

I got kicked out too but I think it was because the Troop Leader was very clique-y with the other parents and didn't know my mum well. ;A;

There are apparently a lot more politics behind Brownies than one would imagine.

Never much liked the mint chocolate cookies.

Looooooved the vanilla cream-stuffed cookies, though.

I was in Boy Scouts.

I didn't care for it. Especially when we went camping and the only shower facilities were a half mile hike uphill and the nearest toilet was basically an upturned bucket over a pit with mosquitoes eating the flesh off your bones.

They didn't let me in the scouts because I was too tomboyish true story :|

Haha, my mom's wife is a girlscout leader, and was a scout leader for a brownie troop for a while!

I was an awesome girl scout. A bit of a slacker (waited until the last minute to earn badges and such) but I was enthusiastic!
The girls in my troupe were pretty cool for the most part. If they didn't like you, they didn't talk to you, but were never malicious. Everyone had friends in the troupe, so there was no BrownieDrama™. I actually quit because my mom was tired of dealing with all the drama the MOMS pulled. That and the fact that NONE of the cookie orders we put in ever came back to us the way they should have (and we liked Samoas WAAAAAY too much in our household)...
It would have been cool to be a girl scout all the way up, but I probably would have gotten overwhelmed with other things. Oh well. I might just pick up one of them grown-up merit badge books (and learn how to tie all sorts of crazy knots and start fires and survive in the wild!!)
...long-winded reply to a really cute and funny comic! Adorable as always!

Oddly enough, the leaders in my scout group were pretty cool. I just hate sleeping out in the wilds, triply so without a working flush toilet within 20 meters. One time, while camping in a provincial park, I refused to use the pit-toilet on site, so my dad had to drive me to the interpretation centre so I could use the toilet there. We almost made it in time...

My brownie troop beat me up ;_;

memories... ._. *shudder*

I wanted to be in girl scouts and sell delicious SIXGREENSABOX cookies but I realized I am a guy.

You got to do something relatively secular like Brownies? =P Consider yourself lucky, I had to go to GA CAMP. >=/

(I tried to find something on it, but let's just say it was sort of a mission-training an organization for girls at our church, and we went to "camp" for one week out of the year to learn how to pester people about Jesus)

Ohhhh, wait, here ya go: http://www.wmunc.org/Organizations/.....4/Default.aspx

Oooh ouch.

I'm a girl scout drop out...literally. When my scout master made us polish her silverware i called it quits.

I made it thru cub scouts, but had to drop out of Boy Scouts because my family couldn't afford it...

I was a girl scout for a while.

... I was pretty much ostracized and ridiculed, much like every single thing my mother made me be a part of because I was a weirdo.

After reading most of the comments on this thing, I think I'm glad I didn't get in that after all. o.o

I was a girl scout for years... and was even a leader last year. Wow, I'm pathetic xD I can't belive they kicked you out for peeing a bed o_o

lol I hear ya, I too can't honestly say I was in boy scouts. I never made it past the cub scouts, myself. Went all the way up to Weebelos, (the last rank you reach of the cub scouts before you moved up to boy) but I ended up dropping it after I lost my old den had to move to a new one. Scouts just wasn't that fun anymore when they actually made you hike and work all day instead of just sitting around and hanging out=P Ah well, at least I won a Pinewood Derby before I left^^

Woot, made it to weebelos as well. Still have all my badges and stuff.

Ahh scouts. Turning girls into housewives and guys into... well, Christians really >>;

OH MY GOSH, you got kicked out of Brownies too? xD

I WAS CLEARLY TOO COOL FOR THEM.

CLEARLY
LETS GO BE TOOCOOLFORBROWNIES TOGETHER 8D

I made it past Brownies, but in late elementary school, when my troop members decided they wanted to earn badges about make-up and fashion and crap....well, I was through. xD Girl scouts got too girly for me, haha. Almost made me want to join boy scouts (which you can actually do, but I'd lost interest by the time I found that out).

I got kicked out of Cubs (young Scouts) for running around pretending to be an aeroplane.

Hehe, I was in the boy scouts for a few years, still got all my badges. But oh how fun it is to be a gay scout.
>=3 the small skinny femmy gay scout which all the boys secretly kept touching in inappropriate ways. But I was also the curious type, and couldn't pass up the chance to pick up every animal I managed to find... cept for the aligator in the almost dried up pond (I blame it for being too big). Well, suffice it to say that my last year with them is when I got bit by something in my tent at night. Never found out what it was, and no marks either.

hahahahaha

Wolf Cub Scout, kicked out for bringing a Pocket TV with me

Cub Scouts had a much more fun book. My brother was in Cub Scouts and I loved reading his scouting book.

I liked digging the pit of for the fire. Although my help with extra gas for the bonfire didn't seem to be appricated.

Ah the joys of being Italian-Irish. My biggest choice as a lickle girl was either to learn about God or Guiness. I stand by my choice, if I can still stand XP

there should be like...an antiscout/brownie organization for all teh kids who get kicked out. teach them how to properly TP scout leaders houses and do paintball drive bys on brownie leaders during camping trips.

lol supressed memories.
We have brownies in England too, do you have the Beavers in America as well? =O

Hahaha, 'fraid not! And perhaps for good reason. The word 'beaver' can have some cheeky connotations.

I quit when I was in brownies too =w=;
I just wasn't a good salesgirl :O
And who wants to spend their entire summer when they're 6, sitting outside of wal-mart at a little table and trying to get people to buy cookies =w=;
And then people go out the exit on the OTHER end just so they can avoid you because they can't say no, the sneaky bastards >:0

GUILTY AS CHARGED with the other door thing.

I've done it too =w=
I think we ALL have at some desperate point in our lives :c

oh god noooooo D:

girl scouts sucked SO MUCH ARGH. i ended up dropping out when i got way too uncomfortable with the fact i was being forced to lead prayers and my troop leader would leave us alone to go drink in the next room.

i wish i could have been in boy scouts although they don't have TASTY COOKIES

Yeah it's kind of Cookies vs Pinewood Derby.

One of the things of Boy Scouts is that cooking is considered a worthy task. None of that "cooking is for women" nonsense. Of course, you need to remember to use oil rather than soap to fry up the fish you catch.

I dropped out of brownies because

i'd be damned before i spent another evening wearing fucking yellow and brown goddamn

Haha, I'm gonna be one of the few people to say: I loved Girl Scouts! Probably helped that my best friend was in the same troop as me like four out of the five years I did it. I quit when I got to Cadettes, though, because everyone was way too serious about it at that point and we didn't get to do pointless crafts anymore.

Cute.

I dislike girl/boy scouts. Probably becasue I'm too independent and I have an inability to conform (even at my job, I have a pin on my vest that says' pinch me and ill punch you' from St. Patty's that I never took off. That and a jingle bell.)

I hate conformity and such.

But DAMN, those Ginger Snaps are good when you're hungry and don't want to cross 4 lanes of death and destruction to get lunch.

I quit after scouts... ventures i think its called? i dunno, i was sick of always being the only one in my year... and my crazy freaking troop leaders and all the snotty other girls who were ahead of me... >.< blah.

I like you pie bites comics. They are a glimpse into the insanity that has inspired you art.

Psssh. XD I would die laughing if this were true.

I never quit Scouts because I loved going camping so much. ._. I hated all the dumb crafts and girly stuff...whenever we went somewhere my friend and I would wander off into the woods or find some mud/water and dig around. We always came back filthy or sopping wet and all the adults would be all ">( WHAT THE HELL WHERE WERE YOU...WAIT ARGH DON'T GET NEAR ME". We got in trouble a lot, but no one could ever try and kick us out because my mum was the leader, and my friend's mum was the co-leader. XD

You got kicked out for peeing the bed?! That doesn't make sense. Well unless you did it intentionally. Like vehemently. ">:O Grrrrr I'ma peeing the bed!" Like that I could understand.

I was a cub scout and left the boyscouts after my first year. I apparently graduated to wolf pup or some junk and I was pissed that I wasn't a boyscout. I figured another year of that crap wasn't worth it, especially when I had a an incompetent, colorblind troop leader. His colorblindness apparently prevented him from reading colors as well, because he would try to mix paint and fail horribly at it... like he was trying to make green one time, and he mixed blue and brown. It was awesome. My dad took me home early from that meeting because I complained that the troop leader was an idiot and he didn't want people to hear!

I went to all three.
And helped after I left Guides.
WHY DID I SUBMIT MYSELF TO THAT TORTURE?! :<<<<<
Also Guides forced us to go to church the day after a sleepover even though most of us weren't religious and some were actually other religions. :I