That must have been terrible. :C scary sparkling vampires.

There were 12 year olds with homemade shirts giggling over how they managed to get lucky enough to not have school on Friday, and said that Twilight rules the world.

I wanted to cry.

I feel for you. :< *hug*

GODDAMMIT WHY IS THAT SERIES SO POPULAR?

I have no idea. It boggles me.

WHY?


I BET YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW!

..


SO ILL TLEL YOU!


Twilight is every teenaged girls dream of banging a hot vampire boy and becoming immortal and superstrong.

This of course, is bona fide hell for the rest of us.

I HATE TEENAGE GIRLS.

TWILIGHT NEEDS TO GO BURN.

ALONG WITH THOSE FUCKING TEENAGERS.

GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! *RAGE*

RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGING SOMEMORE

OKAY I BE DONE NOW.

Feel better?

FUCK YEAH

Twilight.

You either love it or you hate it.

Loving it qualifies for being burned at the stake.

No, no, no that's how we treat witches.

Vampires get a stake through their heart, silly.

Well, with how these vampires don't burn themselves...

THEY MUST BE WITCH VAMPIRESES

FIRST ZOMBIE WEREWOLVES, NOW THIS.

NO U.

You know ... anyone with a half a fucking brain could take her story and her characters and write a better fucking book.


A lot would need to be cut though. First the Mary Sueing .. The sparkly ..the fact that EVERYONE IS NICE TO HER FUUUUUUUCK .. Seriously .. what happened to vampires being fucking predators? I LIKED the idea of vampires coming into being to keep human populations down .. so in these modern times they aren't fucking doing their jobs.


Plus .. something I posted on da that I'll share here..
I read the books just to see what the fuck was up. In them, they make other vampires because there is a special "venom" in their saliva. And later after Fagballa is a vampire, it is pointed out that the same venom is in her eyes (she is going to wear contacts for something). Now aside from the point that venom isn't acid most times so that shouldn't have bothered the contacts but oh well ... .....
If the venom is in their saliva, and in their eyes .. and it only takes a little to change a bitch (she gets her hand bit at some point and it starts the process but gets STOPPED somefucking how) ...wouldn't it be in their ejaculate too? Clearly the fucker came inside of her .. shouldn't that have burned like a motherfucker and turned her?

Or how about the 20000000 times they kiss? If you can get aids from kissing with that small cut thing going on in your mouth, and seeing how she was a clumsy bitch I'm sure she had a cut or two in there time to time .. How did she never change before then?

That just bothered me .. I mean .. if their venom is corrosive couldn't they like .. lick walls to get though them.

Also, Edward is a vampire meaning his dead. Is he still able to create semen?

Also, vampires don't create other vampires through making vampire babies. Vampires spread through infection, like biting and drinking blood. So that baby should have been human or something, or unable to have been born at all.

IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE DAMMIT FUCK.

If she was going to go with the venom thing .. she should have stuck with it..

No .. He shouldn't be able to create semen but LO HE CAN..

GOD I WANT TO KILL ALL OF THEM

IT WAS WRITTEN BY MORMON FAGGOTS. OF COURSE IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE!

FUCKING MORMONS.

This is win, that's all there is to it. X3

I wonder how long before we start seeing the spoiler drive-bys for this series?

The series is over, most of the people that have seen the movie have read all of the books.

:(

No .. she is working on the fifth book



GUess what


It is the first book but from Edward's point of view ...

I had heard about it.

What gay ass shit.

Say what you will, but when you think about it, she's a fucking genius.


Selling shit to teenage girls is one thing, but basically using Edit> Find and Replace to replace the name Bella with Edward and basically making one shitass huge copypasta of a book to teenage girls who won't tell a smegging difference suggests a kind of scheming profiteering that might be on par with a jewess.

Yes, behind that four hundred pounds of sogggy flesh, lays a shrewd business woman who knows how to milk teenaged wangst babies for their sweet allowances.

I think she knew from raising her 12 kids.


Which on that note .. I wonder if they are aloud to read books in their house

Imagine if somehow, her kids manage to become intelligient enough to think her books are shitty trash. "Umm....Mom, no offense, but you aren't a good writer." "OMG I DISOWN JOO!" D:

Seriously though. Sometimes a stupid person harping on a good idea is indistinguishable from a smart person with a canny idea.

I think I can see it now...

This is far more sinister than I had previously thought.

We're either dealing with a jewess wearing a fatsuit...

Or a monumentally opportunistic livejournal bleater.

If Twilight and Tru Blood were to ever join in an alliance, literature itself would face an implosion that has not been seen since the Harry Potter series.

At least Harry Potter was entertaining and had some sort of plot and shit.

When the people who loved Harry Potter think a book is bad, then you're in trouble.

I haet vampire too.

BURN THEM! BURN THEM ALL WITH FIRE! FFFFFFFFFFF

AND BURN THEIR HUMAN CULTISTS TOO!!!!! D:<

Naw, not all Vampires are bad.

Lost Boys was a good movie.

Maybe not all vampires are bad, but all Twilight "vampires" are.

Brb, raging some more.

It's okay.

i say i hate the damn book and people look at me like i'm the antichrist

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT?

IDK

MY BFF SATAN?

You totally KNOW Roarshach would own Eddie. He'd like, set him on fire and feed him pieces of his dog or something. Or he'd wait for him in eddie's fridge and then pop out and kill him.

Also: WE NEED MOAR ROARSHACH! LAWL CALL IT MOARSHACH!

I think I could kill Edward.

All you gotta do is make him cry then go to town

Unfortunately sunlight won't kill him.

He'll just glitter like a damn discoball.

And their skin is like some kind of MAGICAL ARMOR too .. only werewolf teeth can pierce it ... and fire.

Obviously, we need to start enlisting the help of werewolves.

They're more awesome than vampires, anyway.

Hey, would the bite of a wolf furfag help? I wonder if there is any difference D:

And besides, fuck werewolfs. They're usually nature-loving gaia-fags. Now sick a bunch of terminator robots. Ahhh, Robots! They can pwn vampires, vaporize weres, and KILL ALL HUMANS!

VAMPIRES AND TERMINATOR ROBOTS USUALLY DO NOT EXIST IN THE SAME GENRE.

And bitch don't dis werewolves, An American Werewolf in London was the shit, nigga.

I like werewolves, they are neat and junk.

I had an obsession with them back in middle school.

They will always have a special place in my heart.

My friend is terrible about them

If it has a werewolf in it .. She had read/watched/ate it.

You don't see any rusalka or selkie things like that.. .WHY NOT

I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

Because people keep changing up the werewolf mythos similar to how they change vampires!

Oooh its not a disease, its a majick power!


oooh its not a magick curse its a virus!


;.;

DOES IT MAKE ME A FURFAG IF I WANNA GET THE WEREWOLF GERM?

Yes, it does.

Furfag.

NOOO! I AM NOT A FURFAG!

Besides, What about werewolf time travel powers?

DID YOU KNOW THERES A HEAVEN FOR PEOPLE WHO ERASE THEMSELVES IWTH TIME TRAVEL? THE ANGELS ARE TASTY!

WOW!

WONDERFUL COMIC

Seriously, you outta post that comic up or show it around. Its both quirky and funny.

"Hey, lets use our werewolf time travel poers!" "sure!" "wait...where teh fuck are we??" "Youre in heaven!" "but we didnt die!" "You're in the heaven for people who negated their own existences through time travel abuse." "but I dont remember anything!" "of course you dont, you negated your own existence." "well that sucks." *devours angels.*

I didn't draw it ... so its not mine to post around


I just found it and fell in love

That and they make the nose comics too

It was utterly awesome regardless.

NO ONE ON THIS SITE LIKES FURRIES

Apparently not.

THEN THEY BLOODY WELL NEED TO START EXISTING THERE, NOW DON'T THEY?

I like the song "Werewolves of London", myself. :)

It's a good song.

Hell yes! Robots versus Werewolves.


Whoever wins, humanity loses.

And whoever loses, nerds RAGE

LOL.

I', not dissing werewolves, so much as wolf wannabes such as them furfaigs.

But seriously: Robots would soooo pwn ;.;


AND THEY ARE IN THE SAME GENRE! Joost lookit Mage's interaction with vampires in the World of Darkness roleplay! You got cyborgs and powered armor up the yin yang and Hannukah Zombie help you if your suit runs outta power while they're dogpiling you.

Well, I meant, not normally.

That's true.


Oh! have you seen the horror shlock PRoject: Metalbeast? its got a CYBORG werewolf.

WHY OH WHY MUST SCIENTISTS DO THIS TO US? THey take a werewolf that's already dangerous and make it MOAR DANGEROUS. FOR SCIENCE!

Because science is awesome.

And religion never does any awesome shit like that.

Religion tends to like, destroy entire cities fo rbeing gay even though Hollywood Boulevard and BRoadway still exist.

D: maybe god is just bored as hell and killed himself. TOo bad he didn't do it over webcam.

I TOLD U I WAS HARDCORE.

Sad thing is, people are bewailing at how it was a waste of a life, when they should be thankful some asshhole took himself out rather than be a waste of our precious, precious oxygenz.

I needs my oxygens for breathin'.

They need it to make YIFF sounds.

YIFF YIFF HHHRRRNNNGGGHHH...

GUESS WHAT ONE I"M REPLYING TO ITS A GAME NOW

I DON'T KNOW OH FUCK.

SERIOUSLY! The way comments are arranged on Furfagaffinity is nIGHTMARISH!

Gotta love it, eh?

They seriously need to retool this whole thing, but then there'd be a startling drop in pr0n production.

And pr0n is like the crude oil of the internets.

If that's the case, why aren't we pumping pr0n into our AUTO-MOBEELS?

SCIENCE HASN'T ADVANCED THAT MUCH YET.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVfS.....eature=related

has too! ITs just limited by petty morality...


Why, if only there was a city! Where the artist would not fear the censor! The scientist would not fear the restraints of petty morality! Where the Big would not be hindered by the small!

If only there was such a grand city, where, with the sweat of my brow, I could make it my own city.

... Las Vegas?

Dude, I was describing Raep-Ture.

Oh, yeah.

Southpark. Hahah.

We started quoting that episode all night and then that happened.

Rob Schneider would improve Twilight. Incorporating Hitler into the story would improve Twilight. Well.....pretty much adding *anything* would improve it.

I would watch Rob Schenider in Twilight.

And it would be the only funny movie with him starring it in ever.

These four girls all dressed in .. black .. came into work. All wearing twilight teeshirruts.

And one had the dark racoon eye liner. And she drew a tear on her face.


My boyfriend asked her if she got caught kill him .. She was like .. WAT OMG YOU LIEK TWIGLIGHT TOO? and he was like .. No .. killing that dude in prison. Did you get caught?

She didn't get it.

LOL.

Your BF is chock full of win. Keep him.

thats the plan baby

GOOD ^)__^

oh man

I know nothing about Twilight, but I am staying the fuck away from it. >8|

I learned all I need to know about it from Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Same here.

High five.