leave it to captain last minute to drag me to a cook out 48 hours before my surgery last night

I was the cool chick sipping on a single beer while everyone else got smashed

at least everyone dedicated the meal to me, and my friend said the family prayer in french before we ate

today my friend called and asked "what gender are people attracted to after they get a sex change?" and I truly hope this is the last conversation I have before my surgery.