Very hot indeed

TO this day the enigmatic magma slime defies explanation, largely due to lack of study as our current tools and techniques (and personal) lack the required heat resistance to properly examine living specimens.

the first thing I thought of when I saw this, was some pervert throwing his pants to the wind, only to wake up in the hospital a week later with third degree burns on, in, and around his dick XD

Doctor: "And... how did this happen again?"
Man: "I-it... was a magma slime girl..."
Doctor: "Mmmmhmmm...." scribbles a few notes on his pad, "well, we're going to need to cut it off."
Man: "WH-WHAT?! WHY!"
Doctor: "Because your junk looks like a deep fried corn-dog, and your balls are over cooked, not even the dog is interested..." the doctor points to a dog who whimpers and backs away


(that is the story that went through my head :D)