So I went and got a VisTablet VT Realm Pro. It's not a Wacom, but it's CERTAINLY no Logitech. (Yes I had an awful Logitech one years back) Buttons and wheely thingies and a two-year warranty, yay! Now I can really dedicate myself to digital art.

As you can see here, in the second thing I've ever drawn on it, I still have a lot of practice ahead of me. (The first thing I drew was tits.)