Vet: "I haven't even started the actual check-up yet, and I can already tell that you are one of the most unhealthy lions I've ever met! Not only did you eat before your arrival when I told you not to, but you stuffed your face with junk!"

Me: "What? No I didn't... I swear, I haven't eaten all day... and even if I did, I would have only eaten something nutritious and fitting for a carnivore ' s diet."

Vet: "Oh? Well then, how do you explain this? *shows xrays*

Me: "Er.... well, um... I didn't think a little snack would interfere with a few xrays..."

Vet: "Ugh... I really hope you don't have any more surprises for me... I still need to do my examination...

~

This is why I never go to the vet... all he does is yell at me about "health" and how I don't pay attention to... stuff, I forgot what he said exactly. Then to top it all off, I have to deal with him making me take deep breaths while he holds a cold stethoscope to my chest, or saying "aah" for minutes on end...

So yeah, just a silly little drawing. I might add a few more pages to this every so often.