A very dark and dingy room, stood in filth, filled with all sorts of insidious instruments of torture. A blue alien dog woke up, strapped upright spread-eagle with chains around a metal rectangular rack. He was looking at his surroundings and trying to process what had happened. For nearly a minute, he tried to struggle while he tried to shout, someone had already taken that stepped to gag the alien dog and silence his cries for help.

There was a moment where he tried to think back on who would kidnap him. There last year on his birthday where he was kidnapped and tickle tortured by a weirdo mouse. It could not be true that he was being nabbed again by the same mouse. His senses told him that it sure was that same mouse. Who else would go to all this trouble to kidnap him and put him in this elaborate trap?

Just then a TV set in the middle of the room went on, making static, startling the pup.
“What the hell?” He was not surprised one bit to see the white mouse, Jake, who bound and tickled him last year, back to his ways. Always had perfect timing, even when he thought Jake was done. He was wearing what looked like red swirls around his cheeks to emulate Billy the puppet.

“Hello, and welcome, Lu, the birthday boy. I want to play a game.” The mouse said in a very dark and low, menacing voice. Perhaps the white mouse had been on a marathon of re-watching the entire Saw series.

“Oh, God! Not again!” Lu sighed, wondering what the mouse was up to this time. That was the second time he ended up in his clutches.

How, oh, how, did Lu end up in the clutches of this naughty mouse? Sometime, he had to have been stalking the blue dog to get him to the right place at the right time to hit him with the good old chloroform soaked rag. When and where was he hit? That was a very good question. Recollections of having this happen were very vague and scattered. Somehow, during the day, he was not knocked out with the old chloroform rag, but pills in his coffee. Jake didn’t even know if Lu drank coffee to begin with.

“Yes, this is the second time in a row you ended up in my clutches! Your ticklish comeuppance does not stop with Zack Dragon. Oh, no. You have been on a hot streak of tickling poor unsuspecting victims and making them laugh till they cry.” The poor pup’s eyes widened. The white mouse knew exactly where to tease, poke and prod to make him scream with laughter.

“Please be nice to me.” The blue dog tried to barging his way out to no avail. The white mouse wanted to make him beg for mercy, even if it meant making him pass out.

“I intend to make sure this is one day you will never forget, Lu.”

“You know what these are. These are made from the fluffiest material. One touch should be enough to send you into hysterics. I already know that you are very ticklish all over.” Jake the white mouse said in the same low and menacing growl of the voice. Robotic arms carried out a birthday cake right in front of his face, just out of reach. Then the arms proceeded to light all twenty-four candles. The whole room glowed dimly with the candles. They illuminated many wheels with very soft and feathery material surrounding his body, so close it could tickle his sides and everywhere else on his body. It was exactly what Lu expected, many machines to tickle torture. There had to be a catch to get out of there. Jake couldn’t have fun without him having to push some sort of limit he never knew he had. “Twenty-four candles, twenty-four years of tickling revenge coming. Blow out all the candles; you have your freedom to enjoy the rest of your day. If not, you spend the rest of the day in hysterics. Make a wish, birthday boy!”

The TV went out and the wheels started turned. Covered with extra fluffy synthetic material, there was no way the birthday boy could making the pup break down laughing hysterically before he even had time to think about putting out the candles.
“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOHOHOHOHOHO! PLEAHEHEHEHEHEHEEASEHEHEHEHEHE!” Poor Lu didn’t stand a chance. He was being brushed on his vulnerable paws and between the toes. “OHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOHOHD! NOHOHOHOHO!” PLEEHEHEHEHEASEEE!” Tears rand down the his brightly blushing face, struggling to even get a breath to blow out all the candles. Lu feebly tried to blow them out, with little whisps of breath, only blowing out one of two. All of this while still being tickled senseless. “HEHEHEHEHEHELP!”

With the breath of that last cry for help, the blue alien dog actually put out some more candles, with only six left. It was advancement. With only a few candles left, the birthday boy gave a mighty blow of wind, and put out the rest of the candles, completely fighting the urge to let out some more hysterical laughter, more that he had been letting out.
The wheels that had been tormenting his body suddenly retracted and went back into their compartments. Mechanical whirring happened. Various cranks clacked, uncuffing Lu’s wrists and ankles. Finally, he was free from his torturous trap. Lu fell on his back, gasping for air; his face was still red from all that tickling. He was weak, and could hardly get up. Only moments passed before Jake came up on the TV again.

“Congratulations, you made it through your test. Now, I encourage you to be more careful who you tickle. You are free now.” A door buzzed, swinging open. Lu of course, had a healthy dose of skepticism. What was behind that door? “You can now have your cake and eat it, too. Once again, happy birthday.”

The blue alien dog started to get up on wobbly knees and made his way toward the door. Before he left, Lu took his cake with melted wax all over. He could scrape it off, but have it later. Enjoying a birthday that started off like this was going to be a tad hard.



Dafaq is wrong with me?? X3 This really the story I wrote for  Lu123 for his burfday...Anyways, happy birthday, Lu! Enjoy this little horror-show I put on for you.