I admit it.
In video games with choices on how to make your character's personality pan out, I usually take the righteous, heroic route. Honestly, I'm not a sadistic prat who looks at people and goes "oooooh! sheep for the slaughter!" It's just not me. I like to be the guy who makes things better, who's looked up to, who tries to put some good in the world....

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....though sometimes you may want to indulge in a bit of not-so-legal, not-so-saintly acts every once and awhile....

Sometimes the freedom of doing what you want when you want is appealing. Telling Princess Peach to go find HERSELF another castle and go have bruskies with Bowser sounds a lot easier than going through 8 worlds of crap for barely a reward (see: Hey Mario!)
Sometimes you get the inclination that it "feels good to be bad".

So, to stifle this urge, I built up a villainous lab in the holo-deck to conduct some dastardly deeds. I'm not world-taking-over inclined, more like what Gru did...or...tried to do. Maybe not the Moon...considering...tidal waves and...yeeaaaaahhh...
Anyway, like any villainous leader, I needed minions. And what better than the organisms that actually have the name!..........truth is...anything. Anything is almost better.

After a few interviews of the literally hundreds of minions (boy, that got me tired. I just skipped ahead in the holo-days), I literally was dumbfounded at the next set.
First off, I didn't take mind to Dave shooting Jerry with the disintegration ray (thankfully on setting 1), as they don't exactly have health insurance (hey! villainous remember?). I had NO idea how Tim got in the containment tubes...and Steward? Well...he immediately took advantage of the banana stock I had brought in for the rest of them.

What took my attention was when (left-to-right) Mark, Kevin, and Phil came in. Kevin's sorta the off-again on-again leader of the minions, but they are kinda...I dunno, loosely defined in leaderships without a boss. Anyway, Mark and Kevin both equally shared my confusion at Phil's choice of uhh...interview-wear.

I'm not 100% sure if he was trying to score points with me in some way (not really), but it just gave me pause for thought. From the looks Mark and Kevin were giving him, I had a sneaking suspicion that Phil's always had a weird sense of fashion choices....

In the end, it was just too much work managing things. Maybe being good all the time wasn't so bad....
....then again, most of the good side don't get doomsday weapons and lasers! (excluding weird superman power, which should really boil the eyeballs wouldn't it?)