So, it has been a wonderful fun day in the sun with the squeakies! But now it is over. They can't stay out overnight, but they just aren't in a cooperative mood to be let down either. the solution: Flatnip toys!

Flatnip is a special derivative of the preferred feline plant, just tuned to squeakies! Just give them a whiff of this stuff and the next thing you know they will all be relaxing into blissful sleep!

Warning side effects include: Euphoria, dizziness, deflation (Seriously,that's what the product is for! Why is it listed as a side effect?!? >Oo< ), The desire to make up long-winded, pointless stories (Helps in deflation) Annoying tendency to talk like Cobra commander.

Do not operate heavy machinery under the influence of this product (Who lets pooltoys drive a bulldozer anyways?!?) Do not fly aircraft, scuba-dive, perform brain surgery, or blog on the internet.

Possibly addicting, although the boys in the lab haven't been able to perfect that yet...