remind me not to get on your bad side *chuckles*

Aw, a charming guy like you couldn't get on my bad side if you tried.

That is, unless the words "Leona" and "Lewis" escape your mouth within the same sentence as "good". Then... it's ON.

Like... Leona and Lewis need to be cut up good?

That's... acceptable, I suppose. But I'd prefer it if she were cut up BAD. Poorly made, unprofessional incisions made with rusty, dull knives are much more painful and harder to heal from than the clean, good ones.

Mmmmhm. And who is the fortunate guy? xD

Some prick I work with who possesses a monumental lack of knowledge pertaining to what is and is not so annoying that I fantasize about breaking his jaw and dissecting his vocal cords just so I won't have to listen to him singing along to Celine Dion and her high notes.

Y'know... one of those kinds of guys.

Celine Dion high notes... *horror face*

Glad that our voices are deeper, so even with brain control WE'LL NEVER DO THAT.

lol

For the last panel XD

You has an DA? Usernaem plz

I go by Mister-Cote over there. It's where I keep all the stuff that I'd feel comfortable showing my mom. :P

http://mister-cote.deviantart.com/

Lol I understand. I keep it like that too. Well half 'n half because DA usually doesn't aprove of art that goes past PG 13 and because most dues I know, know about my DA acount X3
Wouldn't do to have my family know too much about me |D

Oh, how I love you.

Your massive HAET face made my day.

As is the conundrum that is human nature, we luvz to haet. After all, why do you suppose Cartman is the most popular character on South Park?

Because nothing is funnier than a morbidly obese child with a mouth that would put the sewers of New York to shame.

Gum chewing noise does that to me. Especially when people chew it like cattle... Gross.

It's in cases like this that you'd wanna go rent that goat that the Stride people use.

Chew that fucking gum quietly and with you mouth closed, like a civilized fucking human being.

Or we'll FIND you.

Death to cheery whistling people. How DARE they attempt to put on a happy face for the world! Happyness is a priviledge, not a right! though... hmm, I dunno, Leona Lewis doesn't sound all that bad to me... though, this is coming from a guy who indulges in really weird things, so my taste is definitely questionable. XD

All of our tastes are questionable here, but you sing any song in a high note pitched vocal note for more than a full, second, you go from being "weird" to being "a complete fucking freak, and even your mom hates you."

As as for cheery people... it's a proven fact that they are the DEVIL: http://assets.comics.com/dyn/str_st.....61270.zoom.gif

LOL YES.

Though with me its like.. "You do not whistle because YOU SUCK AT IT AND YOU WILL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS ME STOP IT." xD;

Me, it's less a matter of whether he whistles it well or not (which he most certainly does NOT), but a matter that just knowing that he might be happy and/or content that ENRAGES me.

If I see him so much as crack a smile, you can bet your ass I'll be putting a stop to THAT.

xDD;;;

"Bleeding Love". Cut open his chest with a blunt obsidian dagger, rip out his still beating heart then throw it to the floor and step on it a few times. Now that's "Bleeding Love".

...

... did I just say all that out loud?

Dude, you just described the about half of the daydreams I have at work whenever this guy's around to a T! (The other half being some spin on me having an electro-chip inserted in his head which I have connected via bluetooth to a remote control that I can use to shock him whenever he does something annoying, or whenever I just feel like it.)

I guess sick minds DO think alike.

Inserting chips into people's heads for punishment is not the way to go - the brain actually doesn't have much if anything of the way of pain-reception nerves inside it. All you would achieve is making the person loose all voluntary body control and cause massive amounts of brain damage. While amusing, this does not give as much enjoyment. What you want is a subcutaneous implant near one of the extremities or in the groinal area. The density of nerves in such places is much greater than anywhere else in the body so the pain inflicted is much more severe.

Not that I have thought much about this, of course

=^_^= You draw yourself so cutely.

BWAH! I don't wanna be one of those "cute when you're angry" kind of guys! I want to be one of those "Holy shit, blood curdling rage bordering on homicide" kind of guys!

...

... no wonder this asshole hasn't been taking my threats seriously. *pouts*

No, you're terrifying when you're angry. I meant you're cute when you're just sitting there all innocently.

GEEEEZ DUDE~~!!! Pardon the WHISTLin'...

You will do too if you see a hot DUDEZ!!!

No sir, I do not. I am more in the habit of just narrowing my eyes and playing "Wow Chicka WOW" in my head, until I run into something.

... Which is arguably even more annoying, but eh...

Omfglol.

His face when he says "You.... you...."

xD

"Ordinarily, I just give people my regular hate-face... but for you... YOU... you get the Super-Hate-Face!!"

AGAIN I LOL

:V