Me to.
I wanted to make a female riddler suit but god its difficult D:

You could go for a version of the costume without all the question marks on it.

Yea D: I thought about that. I just have no clue how to sew clothing. I can only make crappy little animal stuffed animals XD

My sister is the opposite. She can sew clothing but not stuffed animals.

Yea. I just make stupid little things out of cloth I find laying around. Nothing really good XD

Awwww...

I have yet to find any patterns so I just doodle up my own.. So their like, little lopsided stars, and small monsters that could never stand up due to mismatched legs.

Awwwwww...

I make fail stuffed animals XD
Maybe, I could use that as a gimmik O= And sell them.
Yea... people will totally buy rejected stuff.

If it's cute enough...

Yea. They're usually pretty cute. Perhaps if I get a camera and a sewing machine for Xmas. I've been doing them all by hand and it takes forever D:

Take pictures, definitely.

I'm sure people will buy them.

Hopefully :3 Some extra money on the side would be lovely X3 Since saving money is hard to do when your mother-in-law cries to your softy husband every month about needing about half his paychecks :D

Aw, damn, dude.

Damn.

Yea.
I keep telling him to stop :/ Because, we have a kid on the way. And those medical bills are gonna ream us. But then she does the one thing that always makes him do it.
Compares him to his father.

My mom still does that too me.

It used to make me cry but now I roll my eyes and think "HA HA AT LEAST I'M NOT LIKE YOU!"

Lol.
Yea, but his father was an abusive cheating asshole who Joe hated. Much like my dad, so it scares him a lot when thats said.

... My dad is awesome.

Eh. My parents were what we consider 'People who should never ever have children. Ever.'
They were way to selfish.

:(

That's sucks.

Eh yea. But it made me a better person in the end. I strive to be the opposite of them in almost every way XD

:3

HUUUUUUUUUUGS!

Yaaaay :D

and i want one like the joker's but this one would be cool to have


what has many questions but not an answer?

A penis.

haha lol

A PENIS IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER.

A PENIS!

Of course you are.

Nope.

Wait, I lost it.

FUUUCK!

you lost it?

YES.

the riddle? or what?

THE GAME.

oh ok

i was thinking you lost the penis

That too.

Lemme borrow yours.

Hold still, lemme get the hacksaw.

>:D

ROFFLE.

damn you to hell.

even though I actually saw that coming.

Cos' every girl is crazy about a sharp dressed man.

Damn straight.

But you gotta love Jim Carry's spandex suit.

Uh, not so much.

DAMMIT!

Sorry. :(

Hey, everyone has an opinion.

Psha, Matthew Lesko TOTALLY ripped off the Riddler.

Mathew Lesko IS The Riddler.

Lesko/Riddler OTP, man.

Oh, Goddammit.

YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE

BUT AM I A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO DO IT?

Well gee, I dunno, guess it depends on whether or not you really, truly want that cheeseburger date with President Ronnie afterwards.

... That's quite a tempting offer.

I brought the tablet on vacation. THOSE BURGERS COULD BE A REALITY!

...a VIRTUAL REALITY.

CYBURGERS WITH THE PRESIDENT, COME ON

They should be jellybean burgers.

Ronnie loved jellybeans

¿QUE?

Gotta love those upside down question marks.

Si, señorita.

I always wondered...

Why is it in Spanish question marks and exclamation points are always at the beginning and end of ever sentence, but periods aren't?

IDK, my BFF Jill?

I MUST KNOW, DAMMIT.

Internet memes.

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Exactly.

Periods are used exactly like english. They're just more specific about letting you know when the question or exclamation starts.

¿¿¿¿¿¿

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

But WHY?

so they can 69 with the regular question marks.

Like i (poorly) said, so people know when a question is starting. I always figured it would help a lot when someone would be reading something aloud. When to change their tone, all that.

... Well, that makes sense.

I really hope the Riddler shows up in the next Batman movie.

Me too.

According to rumor, David Tennet of Dr. Who fame is slated for the role.

And really, just lookit the fucker TALK. He's SO Riddler.

That would be fucking awesome.

Can't you imagine it? I mean Tennet already looks good in a suit, just dunk it green and make it question marky, give him one of those eyemasks and a derby and a pimp cane...


Maybe for a real world setting like what dark Knight is, you can play up the sabateur thing like in the animated series where he's getting vengence on some guy who stole his vdeo game idea (EA anyone?) and made a profit. remember that one? he tried to kill him but he allowed him to live, just so that he'd be a nervous wreck for the rest of his life!

Frank Gorshins' Riddler costume sold for 45,000 dollars on Ebay.

I'll believe that.

I wouldn't be surprised if the owner uses it for some sex related purpose.

... Oh, Jesus.

BRAAAAAVE NEW WORLD!

*snorts some more soma* hey, you're the one drawing all the Rule 34, would you really be all that surprised?

No, I suppose I should not be.

What's worse is, Frank Gorshin prolly wore NOTHING under that costume. That means his withered weiner's currently rubbing against somebody elses. Or hopefully, they got it in some sorta museum.

for some reason, this picture made me get go getter greg by ludo stuck in my head.

Sorry?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6xk6GJyd6A

STALKIN' GAEMS.

Lesko?!

Not quite.

I want a cane that inspires me to invent cryptic riddles.

eBay?

eBay fucking lies through its teeth. I'm still waiting for my "Low-priced hyenataur slaves."

Good luck with that.