Ever been swarmed by your pets when trying to cook?
Trying to cook bacon perhaps?

You should enjoy this then!



Hey look, mommy's cooking bacon!

I see ya cookin cookin that stuff on the stove, I wanna piece of bacon
I know you fed me two hours ago, but I wanna piece of bacon
Just fry that bacon up, like you know you should
Then gimme gimme gimme, that shit sure smell good
Else I'll meow and nag ya, until you do
Meow meow meow meow meow!

How you doin' mommy, something smell good, I wanna piece of bacon
Promise I'll do my best to be good, for a piece of bacon
Just a little piece, how bout that one on the floor?
Then I'll nom it nom it and ask you for some more
And only stop when it's all gone and not before
Meow meow meow meow meow!


Getting a little bit chunky there mom, you eat too much bacon
You don't need all them calories, cut back on the bacon
Just put the bacon down, put it in our bowls
Don't submit to the bacon's mind control
It'll make you fat and destroy your soul
Lololol

Now there's only two rashers to go, bitch eating all the bacon
This is cruel to animals, call the 5 0, won't even give us no bacon
Whatever mommy, you're now disowned
Enjoy eating your bacon all alone
Can't even cook, I'm sure that bacon blows anyway

...but, bacon Zima.
Yeah you're right, sorry.

Meow meow meow meow ma meow meow meow meow
I wanna piece of bacon!

Yay, bacon! Thanks mom.
- Yeah, you're not spoiled.

Enjoy!
Parody of The Ramones - I wanna be sedated
Sung by my two troublemaking kittycats! (voiced by crazy cat lady mommy of course...das me)
Karaoke-version.com track
Recorded with Audacity