I feel that this is a general pain to everyone with a cellphone...

You're lying in bed, making feeble attempts to sleep but are too busy trying to keep your bid the highest on that ultra rare collectible SpiderMan comic you've had your eyes on for DAYS. Or you're finding other means of entertainment....

And then your phone decides to do a suicide dive right into your schnoze, almost successfully giving you a nose bleed, and then it kills your mood for the rest of your night.

Yay, thanks phone....