Here's a little something I wrote up the other day.

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Open Mouth, Insert Idiot

All characters’ to their rightful owners.


I a small tavern late at night the place was mostly quiet as a few beings lingered around the place ranging from anthros to humans each either stumbling towards the door or towards the rooms up stairs. All in all the drinking and supposed merriment was over and those able too started to make their way to bed for the hell in the morning they were about to receive.

And those who were passed out were thrown out of the place by the tavern’s owner who was a brown werewolf with a belly to match any barrel of booze.

Though the place was clearing out there was only one problem…dealing with idiots especially drunk idiots.

Right now a Nord was shouting at the top of his lungs why all the beast races were inferior to the oh so mighty Nords as quoted by him.

Normally the large lycan would trying to shut the guy up while also keeping others away from him but tonight he felt like letting the man face anthro justice. When the Nord started shouting insults about one of the most known anthro kingdoms
Thundara home of the thundercats that was when a large figure at the end of the bar stood up and started making his way over towards the idiot.

Seeing the large being come into view the lycan grinned as he saw one of the infamously known generals to the cat army Panthro.

The said cat had come in earlier look for a little R&R which he was having after a few drinks but thanks to the idiot along with the couple of drinks taking effect on him the panther was ready to shut the man up.

Looming over the Nord the racist slowly turned towards the cat.

“What do you want you stupid feline?” the Nord slurred out.

“You shutting up…” Panthro said as he grabbed the man by the shoulders and held
him tight just before his belly gave a loud rumble. “And a small snack,”

Right when the thundercat said that did he open his jaws and shove them over the man’s head like it was nothing.

Gulping down the drunk idiot’s head Panthro easily maneuvered the man’s shoulders into his jaws while a small bulge formed in his throat were the man’s head was as it slowly made its way down into the feline’s chest with each gulp.

Shoving while gulping the man’s chest Panthro enjoyed the taste of the human as he slide across his tongue and into his gullet. Taking another gulp the Nord’s waist pulled into the panther’s jaws as the general moved his hands from around it to the
kicking legs.

Grabbing onto them Panthro tilted his head back while also lifting them into the air allowing gravity to help him finish his meal.

Meanwhile the bulge that was the Nord’s upper body began to push out into the cat’s gut as he was slowly forced to curl up with each swallow.

Slurping up the thighs Panthro let go of the Nord’s legs as they could barely struggle within his jaws as another gulp pulled the shins into his throat while his belly grew in his hands.

Tilting his head down the slightly drunk panther slurped the human’s boot covered
feet into his jaws and chewed on them a little but enough to harm the Nord just before sending them down to the rest of him.

With a loud gulp the bulge the feet made slowly slide down the furry throat and disappeared past his furry chest before reappearing in his belly that now bulged out
a good 3 to 4 feet.

Falling back into a seat with a grunt Panthro hiccupped a little as he licked the taste of the Nord off his lips before noticing a larger than normal tankard next to him.

“It’s all yours,” the lycan said with a grin as the thundercat grinned back.

Taking the drink Panthro began to chug it, with each gulp his belly slowly began to grow inch by inch till the whole drink was gone.

Setting the drink down with a sigh followed by a loud belch Panthro looked down proudly at his new belly that stood out 5ft and gave it a few content pats while the Nord inside struggled in the beer filled tank.

“Ah…think I’ll just rest my eyes for a bit here you don’t mind,” Panthro said as he slowly drifted off from exhaustion and the drinks.

“No problem here pal, just rest,” the lycan said as he went to work cleaning up the last of the place before locking up.

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The next morning right as light began to shine in through the windows and right onto the thundercat’s face. The said feline groaned as he tried to block out the light with his hand which didn’t do so much since it mostly had woke him up.

Sitting up with a groan Panthro rubbed his head a little from the booze trying to give him a small headache but that didn’t stop the panther as he stood up only to stumble a little from his new found weight around his middle.

Looking down at himself in confusion Panthro barely had words to ask where he got the ballgut he now sported as he lifted it some and dropped it causing it to slosh.

“Great…” Panthro finally groaned out. “What or who did I eat this time?”

Rubbing over the furry belly the thundercat could only just enjoy his new gut as planned on how to shrink back down to size. All the while his gut gurgled almost like was purring with each rub he gave it.