Sorry, I got Lisa RPG on the brain. These are just AU party members I faffed around with.

Buddy and Joy Rando - In an AU where Buddy can’t defend for herself and Rando took Joy, they desperately scout the land for a cure before Rando turns completely. Plays like a joy mutant but with weaker screams and bites (until Buddy feeds him more Joy). Cries often. “B-b-b-b-b-d-d-d-eeee help.. help..”

Disco Man??? - Who is this mysterious man and why is his beats so fresh???!! Back from the dead?? Pink Ranger in disguise?? Regardless, brings party mode and some hot dance steps. Unfortunately his beat box keeps running out of batteries.. wasting a turn or two fumbling to put some more in..

Uncle Lardy - They say that Lardy is a man of miracles. Back when the Flash started, he alone came up with the holy grail of jerkies supplied to all of Olathe. “My secret ingredient is love.” he proclaims. Unfortunately his love of Joy is not a secret, and soon his fat ass molded into the van. The miracles are still strong however, and somehow he is able to talk and follow commands. He is the weakest Joy mutant and can only stare and get confused easily. If miracles are on his side, maybe he can bulldoze some enemies and knock out some free jerky and beer out of that van…