(well i AM a ninja :P) The Tale of How Kattz Stole Christmas from Suburbia for the local Orphanage/Homeless Shelters Down Town *nods* After all her Heart was 4 Sizes too big for the Underdogs.
All threw the house not a Creature was stirring not even the mouse *gulp* mmm
The Stockings were Hung By the chimmny with care. Until The Thief Came along and then It was Bare.

Thanks To Faint For this Picture

Any other christmas parodies are welcome :D