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The episode starts at Trix's house with Trixie reading the news paper and Pinkie comes in the living room holding a box of her latest inventions and says
*Hey Trixie!*
Trixie says
*What?*
Pinkie says
*will you help me try out my new inventions?*
Trixie says
*Go away, I'm busy!*
Pinkie Pie says
*Come one, Trixie! I need your help! OH PLEEAAASE!*
Trixie says
*HUH? Uh, all right, all right, sure.*
Pinkie perks up smiling at the camera, it fades out to the next shot of Trixie's face; cut to a full body shot of Trixie, who appears to have a telephone head attached to her head tied with elastic and a block of cheese on one end. A fanfare plays.
Trixie says
*Alright, Pinkie. I'm loosing my patience! Let's get this over with!*
Pinkie Pie says
*Ahem. Ladies and Gents, I give you.... the Cheese-O-Phone! Now you can talk to cheese, anywhere in the world, regardless of their foreign tongues! Uh go ahead Trixie. Say something in...... Limburger.*
Pinkie gets hit in the face with the cheese and the phone receiver lands in front of her, jingling still.
while Pinkie Pie is digging through her inventions box Trixie says
*will you hurry up already so I can finish my paper?*
Pinkie Pie finally gets up and gets a remote out of the box and says
*Check this out, Trixie. It's a remote control shaver. Now you can get a clean, close shave, without even being there! Ob-ser-uv!*
Pinkie presses the little button; the sound of a buzzer is heard. Trixie says
*That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! You- (pauses as part of her belly fur is shaved away. The rest is shaved and then she turns around as her back is shaved. Pinkie Pie plays around with the controls for a bit more, then Trixie walks on screen with most of her fur shaved off.)*
Trixie says
*Yooooouuuu!*
Pinkie Pie holds up a box and presents it to Trixie, all wrapped up in a ribbon. Pinkie Pie says
*Here, Trixie, for yooou!*
(Now all of Trixie's fur is back on.)
Trixie says
*Oh. What is it?*
Pinkie Pie says
*Go ahead, open it!*
Trixie does so, taking out a pair of socks. Trixie says
*What are they?*
Pinkie Pie says
*They're my latest invention. Stay put socks, they never fall down*
Trixie says Say, now that's a good idea! Especially for those of us who don't wear clothes! (jumps into socks with squishing sound) Why, it's amazing! How do they work?*
Pinkie Pie says
* They're full of glue!*
Glue bubbles over the edge of the socks. Trixie's mouth collapses, then she grimaces and starts sweating and shaking furiously.
Pinkie Pie says
*I'm so glad you like them, Trixie! Wait here, I'll go get the stay put hat and raincoat!
Trixie Trying to grab at Pinkie Pie, furiously frantic says
*YOU FILTHY SWINE! I WILL KILL YOU!*
She grunts and strains but only knocks the super-heavy socks over. She grunts and twists on the floor for a bit until Pinkie Pie comes back to no avail.
Pinkie Pie says
*Say, what's the matter, Trixie? Say... you don't suppose... She's unhappy? I know now what I must do. I must use my gift of invention, to save Trixie.*
Establishing shot of the door to Pinkie's laboratory; colors flash and a montage is shown of Pinkie Pie toiling away; wearily turning a dial, determinedly waiting for any results to come from her machines. She's shown at her desk, soldering at something. She pauses and pensively puts the soldering iron on her tongue. We see her do something with a beaver and a duck, but it's not quite clear what she's doing to the poor creatures. Whatever she does, she looks quite pleased with it... until it comes apart at the seams. Pinkie's face falls. Fade to same establishing shot, and Pinkie Pie is still in the lab, working. Some of the same shots from the previous scene play. Cut to a scene where Pinkie Pie is sweating all over. She unscrews one of her goggles lenses and drinks from the sweat collected in it, then screws it back in. Finally, Pinkie Pie perks up.
after Pinkie Pie finishes the invention she says
*Eureka!*
Back in the sitting room, Trixie's continuing with the paper she was reading earlier and then Pinkie Pie comes in and says
*Trix-ie!*
Trixie gets startled again from hearing Pinkie Pie and then Trixie says
*WHAT?!*
Sympathetically with her lips sticking out Pinkie Pie says
*Are you feeling any better?*
Trixie Mockingly says
*No I'm not feeling any better.*
Suddenly Trixie ponders and says
*Wait! What are you up to?*
Pinkie Pie innocently says
*Oh, no-othing. (with her front hooves behind her back slowly rocking with her hips back and forth coyly)*
Trixie says
*What have you got behind your back? (gets off the couch, folding up the paper, ready to whack Pinkie Pie with it) You're hiding something from me... aren't you? What is it you're hiding? All right let's see it! Okay, hand it over!*
Pinkie Pie looks knowingly at the audience, jumps into the air and slams something down on Trixie's head. It looks like a cross between a toaster and something out of 'Flash Gordon'. "Night On Bald Mountain" by Modest Mussorgsky starts to play as Trixie feels the big metal helmet on her head.
Trixie says
*Hey! What is this thing? (tries to pull it loose off her head) Get it off of me!*
Pinkie Pie says
*It's the Happy Helmet, Trixie. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control. And I use this dial to control how happy you are!*
Trixie says
*Youuu SICK little monkey! Why I oughta- !*
Pinkie Pie pushes a button on the remote control and Trixie freezes as a buzzing sound is heard. Her mouth curves into a smile and she tries to fight it. "Flight Of The Bumblebee" plays.
Pinkie Pie says
*Hey, it works! (pushes the button again.)*
Trixie says
*HEY! WHAT'S- HAPPENING- TO ME?!*
Pinkie Pie cackles madly. Trixie's mouth is forced into an even bigger smile and Pinkie Pie laughs harder.
Trixie says
*No! Got to fight it! Can't lose control! Will strong.... body weak.....*
Pinkie Pie laughs harder still...Trixie's mouth snaps into a huge grin and she laughs insanely.
Trixie says
*HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, ha ha ha ha! PINKIE, I'm so - happy! I must - go *has the word "go" in her mouth, she moves rapidly with every word* - do nice - things! Hee hee he hee hee, ha ha ha hahaaaa!*
Trixie walks off; In doing this, her entire body turns except for her head, then juts out her chest before taking any steps.
Later on, Trixie is seen at an ironing board, still grinning away and she says
* So - happy - ironing... for PINKIE! Ha ha ha ha ha haaa!*
Trixie holds up a newly ironed pair of underwear off the board and gives it to Pinkie, who places it just over her groin with a shiny effect all over her like a cheesy 50s film strip as she walks off.
[In the bathroom. Pinkie Pie's pet alligator Gummy's stinky litterbox is nearby]
Trixie goes in the bathroom and says
*I - must do - wonderful things - for my best - friend - Pinkie! (sees the litterbox and puts her hoof on it) OH - JOY!!! HA HA HA HA HAHAAAAAA!!! (picks it up and carries it over to a wastebasket) See how I love to clean - filthy litter boxes! (Starts cleaning out the litter box, laughing insanely all the while)*.
The next day Trixie is in bed with posters of cute, fluffy animals and happy smiles all around her. A crash is heard with some beeping. Trixie's eyes crack open. Pinkie Pie pulls up in a yellow car outside their house, she has a bike horn on her head attached to a helmet, she honks it again. She appears at the door, before opening it.
Pinkie Pie opens the door and says
*Trix-ie! I've got a surprise for you! Hey... maybe Trix is somewhere being sad! I will make her happy again!*
Pinkie grabs the remote and pushes the button. Trixie sits bolt upright in bed.
Pinkie Pie says
*Trix-ie, oh Trix-ie!*
Poor Trixie appears at the foot of the stairs, still with the huge smile on her face but completely and utterly miserable; she lurches towards Pinkie Pie to try and strangle her but the helmet isn't letting her do so.
Pinkie Pie says
*Boy, Trixie, if you think you're happy now, wait'll you hear this! It's a record of my favorite song!*
The cover shows a Burl Ives like stallion on it. Pinkie Pie goes over to a gramophone.
Pinkie Pie says
*It's called "Happy Happy Joy Joy'!"*
Pinkie Pie places the record into the record player and a guitar chord starts up after a few seconds.
A man on the record says
*Hello, boys and girls! This is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats! This is a song about a whale! (Pinkie Pie pushes the button and Trixie assumes a dance position)
NO! This is a song about being happy! (Pinkie Pie jumps into place, they both do a little bob up and down with their knees bending a little to the tune, one friend at a time, both grinning away) That's right! It's the happy happy joy joy song! (They both look at each other smiling)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
(Trix and Pinkie both do a "jello thrusting" movement)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
(They both hit their butts together four times)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
(They both do a little physically impossible skip on the spot)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
(Followed by a little hop on all fours till they go offscreen)
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy
I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!
Happy Happy Joy Joy (they both repeat the routine again)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy (Pinkie Pie is seen on her own doing a little dance)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy
If'n you ain't the granddaddy of all liars! And the little critters of nature, they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny. A fly marrying a bumblebee... I'd told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me, why didn't you believe me?!
(At the last part Trixie bounces into the kitchen. She rummages through a drawer and pulls out a hammer)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
(Trixie starts smashing the hammer over her head whilst Pinkie Pie is still dancing)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
(Trixie's still smashing...)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
(...while Pinkie Pie is doing a dance routine on the floor, her glutes going left and right whilst she's on her back, Trixie is still smashing away)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy...
(Trixie smashes the helmet faster to the beat of the song)
...joy joy joooooy!*
Trixie stomps over to Pinkie Pie and grabs her around the neck just as the songs ends.
Pinkie Pie says
*Trix, you're... you're angry?*
Trixie says
*You're darn tootin' I'm angry! I have never been this angry in my entire life! (starts shaking until she looks like she's about to have a seizure when suddenly she stops) Hey... I feel great! I love being angry! Thank you, Pinkie!*
Astonished Pinkie Pie says
*Happy to be of service...?*
Iris out of Trixie grinning evilly, and her crazy, maniacal laughter is heard.
The End
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*Hey Trixie!*
Trixie says
*What?*
Pinkie says
*will you help me try out my new inventions?*
Trixie says
*Go away, I'm busy!*
Pinkie Pie says
*Come one, Trixie! I need your help! OH PLEEAAASE!*
Trixie says
*HUH? Uh, all right, all right, sure.*
Pinkie perks up smiling at the camera, it fades out to the next shot of Trixie's face; cut to a full body shot of Trixie, who appears to have a telephone head attached to her head tied with elastic and a block of cheese on one end. A fanfare plays.
Trixie says
*Alright, Pinkie. I'm loosing my patience! Let's get this over with!*
Pinkie Pie says
*Ahem. Ladies and Gents, I give you.... the Cheese-O-Phone! Now you can talk to cheese, anywhere in the world, regardless of their foreign tongues! Uh go ahead Trixie. Say something in...... Limburger.*
Pinkie gets hit in the face with the cheese and the phone receiver lands in front of her, jingling still.
while Pinkie Pie is digging through her inventions box Trixie says
*will you hurry up already so I can finish my paper?*
Pinkie Pie finally gets up and gets a remote out of the box and says
*Check this out, Trixie. It's a remote control shaver. Now you can get a clean, close shave, without even being there! Ob-ser-uv!*
Pinkie presses the little button; the sound of a buzzer is heard. Trixie says
*That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! You- (pauses as part of her belly fur is shaved away. The rest is shaved and then she turns around as her back is shaved. Pinkie Pie plays around with the controls for a bit more, then Trixie walks on screen with most of her fur shaved off.)*
Trixie says
*Yooooouuuu!*
Pinkie Pie holds up a box and presents it to Trixie, all wrapped up in a ribbon. Pinkie Pie says
*Here, Trixie, for yooou!*
(Now all of Trixie's fur is back on.)
Trixie says
*Oh. What is it?*
Pinkie Pie says
*Go ahead, open it!*
Trixie does so, taking out a pair of socks. Trixie says
*What are they?*
Pinkie Pie says
*They're my latest invention. Stay put socks, they never fall down*
Trixie says Say, now that's a good idea! Especially for those of us who don't wear clothes! (jumps into socks with squishing sound) Why, it's amazing! How do they work?*
Pinkie Pie says
* They're full of glue!*
Glue bubbles over the edge of the socks. Trixie's mouth collapses, then she grimaces and starts sweating and shaking furiously.
Pinkie Pie says
*I'm so glad you like them, Trixie! Wait here, I'll go get the stay put hat and raincoat!
Trixie Trying to grab at Pinkie Pie, furiously frantic says
*YOU FILTHY SWINE! I WILL KILL YOU!*
She grunts and strains but only knocks the super-heavy socks over. She grunts and twists on the floor for a bit until Pinkie Pie comes back to no avail.
Pinkie Pie says
*Say, what's the matter, Trixie? Say... you don't suppose... She's unhappy? I know now what I must do. I must use my gift of invention, to save Trixie.*
Establishing shot of the door to Pinkie's laboratory; colors flash and a montage is shown of Pinkie Pie toiling away; wearily turning a dial, determinedly waiting for any results to come from her machines. She's shown at her desk, soldering at something. She pauses and pensively puts the soldering iron on her tongue. We see her do something with a beaver and a duck, but it's not quite clear what she's doing to the poor creatures. Whatever she does, she looks quite pleased with it... until it comes apart at the seams. Pinkie's face falls. Fade to same establishing shot, and Pinkie Pie is still in the lab, working. Some of the same shots from the previous scene play. Cut to a scene where Pinkie Pie is sweating all over. She unscrews one of her goggles lenses and drinks from the sweat collected in it, then screws it back in. Finally, Pinkie Pie perks up.
after Pinkie Pie finishes the invention she says
*Eureka!*
Back in the sitting room, Trixie's continuing with the paper she was reading earlier and then Pinkie Pie comes in and says
*Trix-ie!*
Trixie gets startled again from hearing Pinkie Pie and then Trixie says
*WHAT?!*
Sympathetically with her lips sticking out Pinkie Pie says
*Are you feeling any better?*
Trixie Mockingly says
*No I'm not feeling any better.*
Suddenly Trixie ponders and says
*Wait! What are you up to?*
Pinkie Pie innocently says
*Oh, no-othing. (with her front hooves behind her back slowly rocking with her hips back and forth coyly)*
Trixie says
*What have you got behind your back? (gets off the couch, folding up the paper, ready to whack Pinkie Pie with it) You're hiding something from me... aren't you? What is it you're hiding? All right let's see it! Okay, hand it over!*
Pinkie Pie looks knowingly at the audience, jumps into the air and slams something down on Trixie's head. It looks like a cross between a toaster and something out of 'Flash Gordon'. "Night On Bald Mountain" by Modest Mussorgsky starts to play as Trixie feels the big metal helmet on her head.
Trixie says
*Hey! What is this thing? (tries to pull it loose off her head) Get it off of me!*
Pinkie Pie says
*It's the Happy Helmet, Trixie. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control. And I use this dial to control how happy you are!*
Trixie says
*Youuu SICK little monkey! Why I oughta- !*
Pinkie Pie pushes a button on the remote control and Trixie freezes as a buzzing sound is heard. Her mouth curves into a smile and she tries to fight it. "Flight Of The Bumblebee" plays.
Pinkie Pie says
*Hey, it works! (pushes the button again.)*
Trixie says
*HEY! WHAT'S- HAPPENING- TO ME?!*
Pinkie Pie cackles madly. Trixie's mouth is forced into an even bigger smile and Pinkie Pie laughs harder.
Trixie says
*No! Got to fight it! Can't lose control! Will strong.... body weak.....*
Pinkie Pie laughs harder still...Trixie's mouth snaps into a huge grin and she laughs insanely.
Trixie says
*HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, ha ha ha ha! PINKIE, I'm so - happy! I must - go *has the word "go" in her mouth, she moves rapidly with every word* - do nice - things! Hee hee he hee hee, ha ha ha hahaaaa!*
Trixie walks off; In doing this, her entire body turns except for her head, then juts out her chest before taking any steps.
Later on, Trixie is seen at an ironing board, still grinning away and she says
* So - happy - ironing... for PINKIE! Ha ha ha ha ha haaa!*
Trixie holds up a newly ironed pair of underwear off the board and gives it to Pinkie, who places it just over her groin with a shiny effect all over her like a cheesy 50s film strip as she walks off.
[In the bathroom. Pinkie Pie's pet alligator Gummy's stinky litterbox is nearby]
Trixie goes in the bathroom and says
*I - must do - wonderful things - for my best - friend - Pinkie! (sees the litterbox and puts her hoof on it) OH - JOY!!! HA HA HA HA HAHAAAAAA!!! (picks it up and carries it over to a wastebasket) See how I love to clean - filthy litter boxes! (Starts cleaning out the litter box, laughing insanely all the while)*.
The next day Trixie is in bed with posters of cute, fluffy animals and happy smiles all around her. A crash is heard with some beeping. Trixie's eyes crack open. Pinkie Pie pulls up in a yellow car outside their house, she has a bike horn on her head attached to a helmet, she honks it again. She appears at the door, before opening it.
Pinkie Pie opens the door and says
*Trix-ie! I've got a surprise for you! Hey... maybe Trix is somewhere being sad! I will make her happy again!*
Pinkie grabs the remote and pushes the button. Trixie sits bolt upright in bed.
Pinkie Pie says
*Trix-ie, oh Trix-ie!*
Poor Trixie appears at the foot of the stairs, still with the huge smile on her face but completely and utterly miserable; she lurches towards Pinkie Pie to try and strangle her but the helmet isn't letting her do so.
Pinkie Pie says
*Boy, Trixie, if you think you're happy now, wait'll you hear this! It's a record of my favorite song!*
The cover shows a Burl Ives like stallion on it. Pinkie Pie goes over to a gramophone.
Pinkie Pie says
*It's called "Happy Happy Joy Joy'!"*
Pinkie Pie places the record into the record player and a guitar chord starts up after a few seconds.
A man on the record says
*Hello, boys and girls! This is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats! This is a song about a whale! (Pinkie Pie pushes the button and Trixie assumes a dance position)
NO! This is a song about being happy! (Pinkie Pie jumps into place, they both do a little bob up and down with their knees bending a little to the tune, one friend at a time, both grinning away) That's right! It's the happy happy joy joy song! (They both look at each other smiling)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
(Trix and Pinkie both do a "jello thrusting" movement)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
(They both hit their butts together four times)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
(They both do a little physically impossible skip on the spot)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
(Followed by a little hop on all fours till they go offscreen)
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy
I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!
Happy Happy Joy Joy (they both repeat the routine again)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy (Pinkie Pie is seen on her own doing a little dance)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy
If'n you ain't the granddaddy of all liars! And the little critters of nature, they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny. A fly marrying a bumblebee... I'd told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me, why didn't you believe me?!
(At the last part Trixie bounces into the kitchen. She rummages through a drawer and pulls out a hammer)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
(Trixie starts smashing the hammer over her head whilst Pinkie Pie is still dancing)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
(Trixie's still smashing...)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
(...while Pinkie Pie is doing a dance routine on the floor, her glutes going left and right whilst she's on her back, Trixie is still smashing away)
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy...
(Trixie smashes the helmet faster to the beat of the song)
...joy joy joooooy!*
Trixie stomps over to Pinkie Pie and grabs her around the neck just as the songs ends.
Pinkie Pie says
*Trix, you're... you're angry?*
Trixie says
*You're darn tootin' I'm angry! I have never been this angry in my entire life! (starts shaking until she looks like she's about to have a seizure when suddenly she stops) Hey... I feel great! I love being angry! Thank you, Pinkie!*
Astonished Pinkie Pie says
*Happy to be of service...?*
Iris out of Trixie grinning evilly, and her crazy, maniacal laughter is heard.
The End
I hope you loved my fanfic
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Yeah man I agree I also love cartoon network with 90's shows and early 2000's shows like Swat Cats and Dragon Ball Z and Dexter's Lab and Johnny Bravo and Ed Edd and Eddy and Gundam Wing and Power Puff Girls and Samurai Jack and G Gundam and Yuyu Hakusho and Ronin Warriors and Ruroni Kenshin and some modern shows like Steven Universe and We Bare Bears and Regular Show.
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