This panda is a wanted fugitive on FOUR PLANETS! FOUR! He's fat and cute, but don't let that fool you. The way he sits and eats his bamboo shoots is disgusting! Lookatem! Look! Fatty-fat-fat panda eating his shoots. I caught him WHILE HE WAS EATING! YES!

I told him, if he didn't come with me, there would be words and maybe some fried bamboo shoots. Unfortunately, despite being a jedi, he used some type of "Cute" mind trick on me. After clutching him to my side and holding the lightsaber to his throat, I felt how squishy and fat he was. He is cute, yes. So, alas, I put him back in his little hidey hole.

I've got my eye on him, though. I know where he lives. He better be there when I come around again!