That...is so wrong


*FAVES FAVES FAVES FAVES!!!!!!!*



Btw that is still one of the most jaw-dropping moments in any video game; seeing Pyramid head raping those leg creatures. Holy shyt. #2 is in Killer 7 when the assassin's nurse rapes the paraplegic.

I love that scene.

Hey hey I was just trying to draw him today

He was just gonna be hanging out I guess. ... Ahh petas bullshit

I got the idea from the comments on that other pic.

I HAD TO.

Hahaha this is fantastic.

I do try my best.

Says "feel my feel my" twice, might wanna fix that typo.

but epic win here!

Fix'd.

This is epic gold.

Not epic platinum?

Hmm...goodpoint......no.

Just joking.

EPIC ORIDECON

</geekery>

What the fridge?

Uh, do you mean orichalcum?

No, no I don't. xD Though I bet oridecon was based on orihalcum.

Where'd you hear that term? I've never heard of oridecon before

From some old korean MMORPG that's still kicking.

Might very well be a mistranslation. Orichalcum is a rare, semi-mythical metal mentioned in certain Greek manuscripts, described as a sort of reddish gold (supposedly a natural alloy of gold, copper, and tin).

Probably not. The game's been out for, what, 8 years now? And the translation quality has improved immensely since its beta periods.

By the way, I'm talking about Ragnarok Online. ;x

Oh snerk. Did you know PETA also hates that you can kill wolves, lions, and bears in Oblivion? >.> That sounds like a game Stephen Colbert could enjoy. CHOP THE BEARS!

GODLESS KILLING MACHINES, ALL OF THEM!

I lol'd IRL.

I drink half a gallon of rape a every two days. yay :D

RAPE. IT DOES A BODY GOOD.

Hahahahah! x3

I'd like an extra-large rapeshake to go, please.

Would you like a murderburger with that?

I love you too.

*hugs her Fukuro rip*
Yes, PH does love his rape :D

Indeed he does.

Nothing is better than a rapestache after a tall cold glass, mixed with some chocolate. :9

Mmmm, chawklit rape.

....May I have permission to use those lines on a T-shirt? Seriously, i need to make that and wear it. In public.

DO IT AND TAKE PICTURES.

This is glorious.

Awwwwww....

Nothing better than chocolate rape.

CHAWKLIT RAYPE.

SOME STAY DRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN.

Well played.

Going to hell for laughing. SO going to hell for laughing. Also going to hell for faving.

Want to borrow my handbasket?

It's okay, I'm going to hell for drawing it.

Can I have skim rape please? I'm trying to watch my figure.

Why, yes you may!

I prefer 2% rape, myself.

Actually, I was just trying to make a joke. D:

2% rape > skim

Oh.

Yes, very much so.

You pansies. Go with whole rape. It's full-flavored and delicious!

You can taste the fat, mmmmm...

Have I ever told you you're just about awesome? Oh lawd, this was great to wake up to.

THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP
IS RAPE IN YOUR CUP.

I have at least one glass of rape with every meal.

I just had one with breakfast.

I just had a glass of ice cold rape and cookies.

Insta-fav'ed and saved
holy shit XD

nothing else can express my lulz right now



oh man I am so drawing some incredibly retarded animal rights crap and sending it to PETA


RIGHT NOW

DRAW!

DRAW LIKE THE WIND!

I'm thinking really hard about what would be funniest.


maybe I should google some anti-peta shit and find something really extreme and wtf worthy.

No wait, I found it.


It's totally gonna kill me to draw this. ;_________;

YOU MUST.

as soon as I finish lunch. (which is delicious chicken nuggets btw)

It's done.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1762086/

It wasn't nearly as painful as I though. I lol'd so hard while drawing it.

I just can't get over that fucking sea kitten thing of theirs. D:

That's one of the most "WTF" things I've ever seen.

I make cocoa with rape instead of water. It goes down smoother and makes a thicker fluid overall.

Makes it more delicious, to.

I wouldn't have the bone density and muscular firmness I take pride in today if I didn't include rape and abortion into my weekly diet.

Any murder in that diet?

Murder gives me the water-shits, but I cave into temptation ever now and then.

Ew.

i thought that cows don't give a shit

Don't tell PETA THAT.

tee hee

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

I know, right?

Very. Especially since not too long ago I wrote an argument essay on animal rights and that they need to be limited. Peta was a big part of that essay.

I'll bet.

They wrote a letter to Ben and Jerry's (the ice cream dudes) saying they should use BREAST MILK instead of cow's milk for their ice cream.

BOOB MILK DOES NOT EQUAL HAPPY TASTY ICE CREAM IN MY FACE.

EWWWWWW, OH GOD.

Yeah...it was bad.

I don't even want to think about what that would taste like.

disgusting and vile and totally un-awesome. Ben and Jerry's Peanut Butter cup milkshakes would have so much fail if bewb meelk was used. :X

You also have to wonder where they would get all that boob milk.

The milk'd be donated. which is why it'd be gross and also illogical to even request an all-human milk menu for ANYTHING. Shows how much thinking PETA does before they send their letters out.

... Unless PETA would back some sort of massive slavery/farming of random women and milk them for their bewb milk like cows.

... Oh my God. It's all starting to make sense now.

holy fuck. they want to do the same thing to people that we do to animals. but... wait... isn't that akin to rape? oh wait. they care more about the animals. they've even tried to ban blind people from having seeing eye dogs. :X *shakes his head slowly in shame and stuff* poor poor PETA. when will they grow up?

Nevar.

poor poor PETA. when will they grow up?

Lets hope for all our sakes that they take a sharp turn too fast, go over the guardrail, and end up with nothing more than a tribute page in the yearbook.

I love you.

:D

:3

Hey, it's pyramid head!

did you know that 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape?

I lol'd.

Wait, where's the 'gang' enter into this?

Mmm, People for the Eating of Tasty Animals strikes again. Gotta love me a nice glass of rape.

Lol'd. Fav'd.

Rape. It does a body good.

remember, dead people don't say no

It's not rape if they're dead!

Jesus, favorite'd for, like, eighteen different reasons.

I'll drink to that.

Highly amusing.

I try my best.

I love pyramid head, and I'm gonna have all his pointy-headed rape babies!!! Way to have anything to do with pyramid head! *DORKHIGHFIVER*

HIGH FIVE.

NO U R WRONG THIS IS DUM I CN NAWT WATCH U NAO
U
U
RAPE DRANKER

BUT RAPE IS SO DELICIOUS.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF :short circuits:
Fuckin PETA robots. LOGIC GETS THEM EVERY TIME

If only.

Life would be like a musical.
A musical filled with delicious meats.

Singing meat.

XD ! Just giant, delicious slabs of it.

And it sings.

Perfect. Bravo!

*sips his hot chocolate made with full-fat rape*

PS: I cannot express my horror and disgust enough at the thought of consuming a product made with human breast milk. Although having said that, when you think about it, consuming products made with cow breast milk is also kinda disturbing and hypocritical...

...

...but so tasty.

It's the cows fault their milk is so tasty.

It wouldn't be that tasty if they didn't want us to drink it.

Cows are about the perfect animal, almost. You can drink them, you can eat them, and you can wear them. WIN!

Now if only we could convert them t fuel...

Your prayers have been answered:

http://www1.arguscourier.com/apps/p.....EWS01/60712005

Cows, is there NOTHING they cannot do?

SHIT.

Wow

This is truly horrible. Yet I love it and want some milk now. XD And anything that annoies PETA amuses me.

Huzzah.

Oh, PETA. Always good for a larf.

Crazy old Maurice...

Meant to say, this reminds me of that Piers Anthony story ( I think it's called "In The Barn" ) which takes place in an alternate universe where drinking animal milk is considered disgusting . . . so instead they lobotomize babies and slit their hand & tongue tendons, and raise them for dairy products. It is about ten times more disturbing a read than you can possibly imagine.

Can you be so kind as to hook a sista up with a link?

It doesn't seem to be posted online anywhere, but here's a spoilerific summary: http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1738405

Well, that's interesting.

Mmm, I do enjoy a touch of rape in my cups of tea.

I like cookies and rape.

omnomnom

I love me some pyramid head rape.

Doesn't everyone?

I guess I'll say yes, considering my best friend who is a straight guy would love himself some.

Everyone is at least a little bit gay.

When I was a kid during Christmas, I used to leave a glass of rape and cookies for Santa.

That's so sweet.

Oh my fucking god.... I want your babies... NOW... DO IT FAGGOT!!!

I don't have any spare babies lying around.

i like my glass of rape fresh! none of that Powdered rape shit that stuffs nasty

Lactose free rape leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Do you think there are rape supplements for the lactose intolerent?

Perhaps...

Here, you can have all my internets

OH BOY!

Raeptastic. I love adding rape to my cereal in the morning.

I don't like rape in my cereal. I don't like it soggy.

D:

I'm going to favorite this, un favorite it, and then favorite it again. It's that awesome.

Yaaayyyy.

Aaaaaand I think I just found a new desktop background.
Bravo.

OH JOY!

I need a rapeshake now >.>
BRB

Sounds delicious.

Doesn't it?
I wonder why Peta doesn't have an ED article yet >.>

I'm pretty sure they do.

Oh really?
I'll have to check on this.

HE CAN FEEL HIS PENIS GETTING STRONGER AND HARDER... O SHI-

I see what you did ther.

http://www.toysoldiersunite.com/pro.....da/1077/0/3702

Or am I just crazy.

I didn't have that in mind when I drew it, but I see the connection.

Yes, oh well, my mistake then!

It's cool.

Absolutely love your view on it!

Thanks.

ಠ_ಠ Dude, that's not funny. My best friend was milked.

Fav'd for humour, and that I don't believe PETA is working in the best interest of Animal rights, it's more akin to a joke now after some previous stunts. :/

PETA are Veganazis