This just in: a dragon giantess has been spotted in downtown, walking down the streets though no damage or casualties have been noted. Witnesses are reporting the dragoness has an impossibly-large anatomical structure with ludicrously huge gluteus maximus and bosom. The dragoness is also reported as walking with a suggestive and flirtatious stride.

In other news, hospitals are displaying an increase in patients requiring nasal cauterization to seal sudden nasal hemorrhages...

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