Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uggWB8atKjc and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxTq53HLbDE

Featuring Miakoda Wolf, Twidget lynx, Spark Dalmatian, Obsydian Penguin and I

Spark - Hey! Don't you dare touch that remote because I've got a deal for you! have you ever experienced post con depression? Felt prolonged loneliness or just want to be distracted from your endless pit of sorrow? .. and I know you have one. from the makers of the Freddie Fazbears at-home-huggables and the Chucky doll: "Rhyming Feline": The lifelike take-home singing cat! Just listen to our satisfied customers!

Miakoda Wolf - While I was wallowing in the pit of my own overwhelming despair, the "Rhyming Feline" lifted my spirits again and showed me that there is life after con!

Spark - Just watch while I turn this lifeless pile of metal and carpeting into a entertainment juggernaut! Just turn the trusty "Rhyming Feline" head, (sounds like he's struggling and having difficulty turning) just, ... trying to.. make sure I don't activate the shoulder switch blades... and there!

Khord - *sings*
Con is over but don't be sad!
I'm the rhyming feline, and that's not bad!
You can't get lonely when I'm around.
I'll forcibly turn your frown upside down! Hey!

Spark - And just like that your depression is over for good,... almost.

Obsydian - No Twidget! Don't jump! It's not worth it!

Twidget - It's just a stage, the drop is like, 2 feet. Besides, Indy fur Con isn't happening for another year! I can't wait that long!

Obsydian - You don't have to wait for the fun to begin, not with Rhyming Feline!

Twidget - Rhyming what?

Obsydian - Just turn this futuristic dolls head for the fun to begin.

Twidget - Like this?

Obsydian - No! No! Not that direction, that'll activate the ninja stars. You turn it counterclockwise and ....

Khord - *sings*
You might be sad today, but that's ok!
You own a Rhyming Feline, don't be grey
I'll lift your spirit like I was programmed to
If you pull my tail I'll spray acidic goo.

Obsydian - Wait, what did-

Spark - Rhyming Feline usually costs 19 payments of 99.99, but if you call now you only pay 9 payments of 99.99, twice! And we'll include the Bubblegum Husky Brand Cat Massager at no extra charge! Here's how to order:

Twidget - Call 1-800-Rhyming-Feline and write your check to PO Box 666, Detroit Michigan, zip code 66666. But if you call in the next 10 minutes we'll include the Cat massager and 3 post-con-depression tissue boxes absolutely free!

Spark - Rhyming Feline: Fighting PCD one song at a time!

Twidget - Awhhhh! He's removing my skeleton!

Obsydian - You pressed his arm switch, didn't you?

Spark - Not again..

Khord *sings* - I remove the organs that make you cry! I 'm gonna take your sadness and make it die!

Spark - Shut it off.

Miakoda Wolf - The switch is jammed!

Spark - Run!