Soos: Uh....Baku?

Baku: Yes, Soos?

Soos: Can......can I be your sex slave?

Baku: Huh?

Soos: You see, I've been seeing you giving wedgies and, pardon my French, fucking people. I.......I was wondering if I can be apart of that?

Baku: Mm..........sure, but just know that I won't refer you as a slave, mainly because I don't like that word. You'll be called my Sex Buddy. How's that?

Soos: Yes, sir!

Baku: Good, now we just need to get you into some briefs.

Soos: Way ahead of you sir!

*Soos pulls down his pants and raises his shirt*

Soos: I got a bunch of these when I went on vacation to Hong Kong. They're really comfy and stretchy.

Baku(Thinking): Thank you, Ken.