Wow.

Why is she complaining, she could allways cook for herself afterall. xD

This is true.

My EX-mother-in-law insisted that she was a Strict Vegan (as well as a hideously straight-laced Sullen - er, Southern Baptist); I took great delight in telling her that our ancestors didn't come down out of the trees and climb to the top of the food chain just to eat salad.

Watching her cheat by eating fish and then go through all kinds of logical contortions to justify it was priceless.

Sullen Baptist, (Sherk!) I need to remember that one.

(bows) Feel free.

LOL! Yes I know of two people that have done something like this. It's just crazy how they go to extremes at times.

Hah! *Slaps knee* got her!!! Aha ha ha.

You just witnessed a "Deezz Nutz" moment because how off guard did the vegan was when the truth was revealed.

With all seriousness, this is a very good comic, and seeing that you made after it really happen makes it more interesting to me.

I like it. Going to the fave gallery.

Egg Rolls are a little too heavy on the oily fried wrapping for my tastes, but I won't stop anyone else from eating them if they choose.

If it's fried in veggie oil...there's no pleasing some folks.

how it feels to eat animals again, huh? lol

I like telling vegans that veggies can feel pain too, and trees shift slowly away from where other trees were cut, and that some beers are filtered with fish in the process. Short of it, we hurt everything, nothing is the right or wrong way when done with respect and regulations. And what lives are truly more important? Oh man they hate it when my philosophy zen boat rolls up to their brag fests.

I was raised veggie-inclined, as my dad told me to say as a kiddo at his house, at my mom's it was "American" meat and taters. Bonus is I know how to cook for everyone.

Pork fat is also used in the whitening agent in cotton!! Vegans hate that too!! Then again I have serious issues with miltant vegans who judge me and others openly.

Ooo new fodder for the boat!

I mean I get on it, just because its a tad rude to assume. I get super anemic, like not funny style, and I eat things like liver when its really bad. Its more efficient to take sups and eat some meat and I have 32 years under my belt of attempts to know. (Warning for laughter here as I am going to talk the truth no one talks about) ...... I cannot eat lentils and spinach to my ears and not kill my whole state from mondo farts. I tried to go veggie when I was on food stamps as it was cheaper. It was painful is what that was. And it "doesn't go away in time" Hince saying the whole raised mostly veggie. You wanna kill someone? You give me vegan chili, broccoli, kale and no cheese pesto in a bowl... and then let me dutch oven them. I am actually banned from eating those things by my own fiance and have to sleep downstairs if I do.

In other words, you are then a mobile biological toxic dump!!

Oh yeah, lol. Oh shi---now the goverment will know :P

"I like telling vegans that veggies can feel pain too..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM

For bonus points, when they talk about how "ethical" a vegan lifestyle is, point out the millions of insects and small animals that get killed each year by modern agriculture (and not-so-modern ag, too, just in smaller amounts due to differences in scale).

I'll leave you with this little tidbit: Eating a chicken sandwich is fucking metal. \m/ \m/

There's a cartoonist who draws the "K Chronicles," he drew himself offering bacon to a vegan.

Made even the vegan drool.

What pisses me off about the vegans are the evangelical vegans.
They aren't satisfied eating the way they do, they have to "spread the word," (like a manure spreader,) and condemn anyone eating a cheeseburger.

Yup. That's the difference. If they want to be vegetarian or vegan, that's fine, as long as they don't become obnoxious about it. I know plenty who aren't, Weird Al Yankovic being only one.

It's the same way with atheism.

I'm an atheist myself, yet I never could stand Madeline O'Hare or Christopher Hitchens.

O'Hare was as obnoxious as Jerry Falwell, and Hitchens was just a nasty drunk.

It's the radicals, fundamentalists, and "Do it only *MY* way!" evangelists that bother me.

Totally concur. I prefer to live my life in a way that convinces others that they want to live the way I do. Let my actions be my witness.

Many vegetarians don't know a lot of "vegan" products contain some that comes from animals. Even some fruits are coated in a layer of wax that contains animal byproducts.

Not to mention we are swallowing tiny critters all the time with the air and water.

And of course, there's always the question... "Can a true, vegan woman swallow"? :P

One 8 ounce steak. 1/3000 of a life. Assuming a 1500 pound steer. Many people will eat many times form that one life.

8 ounces of uncooked rice. roughly 5000 insects and amphibians. I understand they flee in a green wave before the combines. They are killed in their tens of thousandths, hundreds of thousands at harvest time.

We are told by the Vegan bunch that a life is a life. Who is killing less to eat? Just saying.

Here's the other thing. Each kernel of rice is alive as well. It is a seed, and can grow into a new plant. Eating a bowl of rice, be it brown or white, kills hundreds of lives.

I never understood why vegans considered animals more alive than vegetables.

Heck, just *TRY* using science and logic against anti-GMO hysterics.

"Artificial is BAD! Natural is GOOD!"
"You mean that toadstool is good for me?"
"Yes! It's natural!"
"Fine, you eat it."

*snicker*

The issue isn't that animals are "more alive than vegetables", but I'm going to hazard a guess that you already know this.

Lots of grasshoppers and (sadly)treefrogs but dont forget the birds, and the occasional snake, raccoon, possom or skunk.

Ohh the joy of unchoking a combine after a skunk went through.

Sounds like a wonderful day.

Common mistake. Egg rolls do indeed contain meat. Spring rolls, on the other hand, usually do not.

If she can't tell the difference, she's a piss poor vegan.

Now I want egg rolls.

Saw frozen vegan egg roll for a dollar at a local grocery also pork egg roll both meals by themselves as they are as big as the typical frozen burrito. Shrimp, lobster, and chicken usually available at the Dollar Tree.

Also, isn't eggroll made with...egg? And I'm pretty sure that is a vegan no-no as well, so bonus? :V

I'm havin' egg rolls for supper just because!

Oh yes, all the time. The best self righteous social justice humor you can find.

you? do piss poor art? HA!
Don't make us laugh

That is freaking hilarious!

Poor art? not at all. It gets the idea across perfectly fine, and it's quite clean. It might not be totally refined, but it doesn't need to be. :) Don't be so down on yourself, that's how bad things get started... everyone else is just jealous of your talent.

It's the quickie arts you do that I see the best come out, Rabbi. Not to mention these slice of life you give us are too funny. Love, faved it, and gonna show it off where I can.

On a side note, I used to work with a vegan who proved that the human body needs animal protein of some form or another in order to function properly over time. We don't have to have a lot, just a little and mostly to help brain function. The vegan I knew was a manager and was off her nut most of the time lashing out for no reason other than hr own sheer stupidity. We were all happy when she was demoted and sent to another store.

The art's fine, it succeeds in conveying the emotions of what you witnessed so, call it a sketch or a scribble- it's still funny!

Rabbi your so called "piss poor art" is very good, you have a lot of skill.

Beats the shit out of anything I could draw. I found out the hard way I work better sculpting wireframes.

Vegans don't know about a concept called "bioavailability." Some essential nutrients are available in plants, but not enough in the amount they eat. They will run into problems in the long run.

It's like the "gluten free" lifestyle. I know someone with celiac disease, which is the only case gluten is really harmful. Elsewhere, it's just hype.

Vegan women cannot properly breastfeed. Their milk will malnourish the child.

I think that says it all about a "healthy" lifestyle.

I laugh at these sorts of people.

A couple of friends of mine are staunch vegetarians/vegans, up until the time they started having vitamin deficiencies. My goodness! How quickly they started taking up my sort of diet; heavy on the vegetables/fruits, but having fish/seafood from time to time.

Fun comic as always.

vegans are evil they kill plants to eat.
plants live and breath to and being ripped from the ground must be a horrror for them....

Darn, looks like she just lost her Vegan Edge. here come the V-police.

Health risks associated with veganism: insufferable smugness.

Ha! Fuck'n vegans.