Most of you know that a fire alarm interrupted the festivities Friday night at MFF. I originally thought it was an Ice Warrior, but my future self discovered it was actually a Pyrovile. Smart fellow. Entirely my influence, of course, he mustn't take any credit. So we put our heads together and... well, I'll explain later. Anyways, some fellows from something called Torchwood or something showed up and explained to everyone else that it was someone smoking in the hotel. Oh, well, more's the better, I don't think some humans could've handled the truth.

Fourth Doctor - Me
Tenth Doctor -  colley