This, boys and Girls, Is Gideon, the result of me in Disneyland for five days.

Once he was a depressed, meloncholey,mute human, but a fatherfigure graciously made all his dreams come true. You see, the boy loved Gideon, from Diseny's Pinnochio, and through extensive surgery, he became his own Gideon.

Giddy now Lives in a post Apocalyptic world, filthy stinkin' rich.

Still mute, though