Wow, you have an awesome voice o,O

you could the new announcer guy from the movies

Agreed.
Do a movie announcement =D

IN A WORLD WHERE DAYQUIL LOOKS LIKE KETCHUP....

ONE MAN MUST STAND ABOVE THE FURRIES, TO FIND THE HOLY NYQUIL...
IN SPACE!

RATED 'R' FOR GRAPHIC SEXUAL CONTENT

PLEASE WATCH AS DIRECTED BY DOCTORS.

your sick voice is cool

"Awzzhum"

If I ever have a speaking role in an animation that requires a smooth voice, I'll call on you for it.

AND YOU WILL ACCEPT IT.

also, this is a fantastic feverish rant.

anouncer voice lol

You were channeling Carlin for a while there. Good stuff. :)

That thought crossed my mind as well.

I need you to say "My lifestyle? Dont be silly. Its Hardstyle to the end. HARDSTYLE" lol

Aw...We love you too. 8D

I can't be the only person to think you sound like a radio DJ there, I almost expected you to just randomly say "And now some of the best from the 80's and 90's."

Those guys at least have more power in their voice. Until I'm recovered from my cold, my voice cracks too much.

Now, the classical music stations are a different story. "...And that was Yenco Sclerosisi's 'Avocado i Tortellini' in D Minor."

You sure you didn't announce for Dean Martin in the 1960s? You sound like you should be in a cocktail lounge somewhere in Boston...

oh my, i apologize for laughing while you were sick, but it was such fun to listen to, if you were on the radio, even podcast, i'd love to listen in! such fun :3

You kick John Tesh's ass.

I had to pause to make this comment but I'm only a minute and thirty six seconds in and I can't stop laughing. You sound HIGH AS KITE DUDE.

He sounds like me after downing 2/3 of a bottle of Capt. Morgan!

Wonderful, trippy and completely entertaining. Man, you have one heck of a voice!

This is so random and awesome.........I love it. *gives you a standing ovation*

Heeheehee...Nyquil is 20% alcohol, you know. *hic* *hic*

It's only to act as a solvent and keep the ingredients from separating! We swear!

I mean, it's not like you can shake the bottle or anything! *hic*

ROFL I remember when I've taken NyQuil before going into a dunk tank! It's a freakin' blast! You should work at a Waffle House with that bottle-shaking habit! It's fun when you can do that to ketchup, Picante sauce, Worcestershire sauce, and steak sauce!

Oh, man. I once did that to a bottle of A1 steak sauce at a picnic, but the last person who used it only dropped the cap on, rather than screwing it on. Needless to say, the afternoon got just a teensy bit spicier than people would have liked.

It didn't break my habit, though. ;)

Your sick voice sounds a lot like Casey Kasem

omg he does!

\o/ yay ketsup!

that is totally not the voice i expected.

Sneak Attack +2d6.

You get 25 xp.

I could also use about +6db. I can't wait to be unsick again so my voice is louder.

Hmm... unsick. Is that like undead? Yeah, that's awesome, like, totally not unawesome.

You just blew my mind wide open, man.

Like seriously, brain chunks everywhere.

Mmm... time for moar ketchup.

I'd say brains taste better with BBQ sauce.

Never drink too much NyQuil, that stuff will K.O. you good, lmao

I read the instructions wrong, and took a spoon full of NyQuil every half hour, Damn, I was dropped by like the 4th or so spoon full, lol

LOL... it helps my cough, but it does nothing to make me sleepy. Nothing does. It's kind of frustrating. :(

not even sleeping pills? or tranquilizer darts?

lol dxm.

lulz, you sound kinda drunk, drunk on nyquil XD

Heh, nice. Also, I don't think water boils in vacuum (unless it's carbonated or has some kinda gas trapped in it), but if it's exposed to open space, it will freeze into a nice chunk of ice, expanding in the process and filling up the glass, making it full. X3

your voice (sick or not) is awesome for some reason =|

and ketchup is awesome! XD (not sure if its as awesome as salt though)

The glass isn't half full or half empty, no. The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Dude. You need to link this to  renardv, he'd probably make a song out of it.

Pure awesome.

You seem like the kind of guy who would be fun to hang out with at Denny's until six in the morning. I hear they have bottles of ketchup there, to boot. (You must bring your own Nyquil, though. SADFACE.)

Your sick voice rolls smoother than a lot of folks' healthy voices!

Holy shit, you sure that's NyQuil? Because you sound more than a little drunk. Slurring + rambling about bottles makes me suspicious. ^^

The way you say Awzzum, is awesome =)

George Carlin is that you? XD

I think it's best to hide my half full bottle of nitroglycerin when you're around.

Hehehe... Nice.

Dunno, I'm a bit more into putting barbecue sauce on my french fries, rather tasty.

Then again, I also pepper my fries as well. Maybe I'm anti-American.

You just opened my eyes to how truly awesome ketchup and NyQuil are! *Goes and buys ketchup and NyQuil*

DXM is such a wonderful chemical, enough of that shit and you won't remember you have a cold, what a cold is or how to speak the english language.
Also you sound SO messed up, haha.

p.s. Cheese curds and gravy on fries is the best awesome.

You sound like Kiefer Sutherland.

I agree with some of the other people here that you almost sounded like George Carlin -- say "shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits"! C'mon! Do it do it do it!

This realy was awesomely informative and great to listen to whilst brushing up on my work with a meme... your meme.
Additional generic voice compliment.

You know, towards the beggining there you sound kinda like the guy with the beard from ZZ Top =p

Nice to hear youy're feeling super awsome, Wac. And interesting experiment suggestions. Heh. Get well soon!

At least you don't lose the ability of coherent speech on Nyquil.

So I'm all like: "Muh the teh my... uh... I wa... get the uhmma... water... ketchup..." or "I took the described prosage."

At 3:56 when you said "...your not gonna do that with a glass of water, I'll tell you how your gonna do it, your gonna do it with bottle ketchup!" I fav'd this so hard my internet browser uninstalled itself!

Howzabout ketchup/catsup + dayquil/nyquil? Does that equal more awesome?

I think that reaches critical mass!

Ewww... Cherry flavor...

dont over dose on it Wac

i like to think take some of us need u around to keep things fun
get better soon

that*

You have an awesome voice for radio. You're voice kinda reminds me of a rock station DJ

Is this completely unscripted, as in, not even notes / outline ?

Yup. I did spend the day thinking about what I would be saying, but it was all done in one take without notes.

I probably should have gone back and replaced a few things (like "d-pessimist"). I can't do it now because I'm healthy, and my voice can't go this deep, anymore. Drat. I liked this voice!

NyQuil? You sound like you've lit up a jay.

Okay... you sir, are a frigging GENIOUS... i mean seriously... you should be like... i dunno, an over the phone doctor or medical assistant or something...

for example

injured person: *calls over-phone-doctor-person (you)*

You: *you pick up phone*

injured person: Please! i just cut off my pinky finger with a table saw! what do i do?!?!

You: um.... buy some ketchup.

injured person: oka- wait what? ketchup?! HOW IS KETCHUP GOING TO HELP ME?

You: well duh... its awesome. it'll make you feel better.

injured person: really? are you serious?... no way... i dont believe you.

You: well, do you really think i would have this job if i couldn't get away with telling people ketchup would make them feel better?

injured person: hmm... i suppose that makes sense (all this happening as the person is bleeding out their pinky finger whole up the whazoo), i guess i'll go buy some ketchup...

You: you're very welcome, have fun with the ketchup.

injured person: kay bye! :D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ end phone call ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

so, according to that whole conversation... you should either be said phone call doctor person... or you should be an advertiser for ketchup who infiltrates hospital call-lines etc... cause you could probably sell the freakin stuff to people who, like the conversation above, have severely injured themselves... and if this is your job, heck... what does the company care if someone dies from blood loss, they just made a sale! =P

on another note entirely... i love your voice... its amazing....
.... seriously... its awesome.... more awesome than ketchup.... give it to me... i want your voice right now... please please please god give me his voice...

and on the last topic... MERRY UP-COMMING CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE... and if your a gamer... HAPPY WINTER-EEN-MAS... if you dont know what im talking about... you are a bad person... and you should go to www.ctrlaltdel-online.com and READ THE COMICS... on top of being funny, they are very well done... and just as good as this amazing mans recording of his amazing rant ^_^..

"...half dense".

:D

"...that's what a rational person would say"

:D

With your normal voice, you sound like a radio announcer or talk show host. With your sick voice, you sound like a stand-up comedian. Either way, you win!

Ketchup = love.
It goes good on everything!

Just one question though... How can you love day/nyquyl? Quite frankly, whenever I take liquid medicine, no matter the flavor, it tastes horrid and leaves me in a half awake drunken/deaf stupor the next day.

How do you do it?

(Side note: Healthy voice and sick voice both sound super awesome.)

Actually, NyQuil and Robitussin both taste pretty good these days. They used to taste awful, but they've improved a lot in the last few years. Must be all the corn syrup.

Remember the grape-flavored Dimetapp? Oh my God... that was the best tasting medicine ever. I could seriously drink that stuff like it was candied grape juice. Ironically, it was also very strong, so the original is no longer available as an over-the-counter treatment.

Hm. Perhaps liquid medicine isn't as lethal as it used to be. I haven't touched the stuff in about four years, so... Meh. Haven't been sick much either.

*is in love with your voice and sense of humor*

The glass is neither half full or half empty, it is allways filled with everything yet nothing

Ketchup is an illusion... albeit a very tasty one!

The salty red stuff is divine. yet everything and nothing.... existential ketchup!

OMG, that was the best ^____^

Your voice is awesomeness.

Ever try talk radio? :3

wow... man, 8 minute long ramble. Hahaha this is so great, you need to do more

Nyquil makes everything better, i prefer cool mint flavor......yummmm.

Ketchup is awesome!

You know, somebody mentioned NyQuil in a journal and I had to come back and listen to this again.
Did you ever try it with french fries in the end?

half od nothing is nothing, so is always half full ;3

You have an Awesome voice dude
I think you'd make a great voice role for my character Bryan
If my comic "a Furry Future" became a tv series :D