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Caption the cartoon, Win the art!
I decided to feature another work related drawing....and literally at the last second , spaced on the caption. Yes, I'm a delivery driver in real life.
So, heres where you come in. Give a great caption, win the original art!
How tough is that?
So, heres where you come in. Give a great caption, win the original art!
How tough is that?
Category All / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 580 x 612px
File Size 41.7 kB
I helped UPS deliver one christmas, it was in a really hilly area and some of the driveways were nearly impossible to get up even when slightly damp from rain.. I can't imagine what you do in feet deep snow.. x_x Three days of that, and my legs felt like they were about to break just bending down.
"Ah, so this must be your ego."
"Sorry, the kids in receiving tend to whine if we take their box forts early."
"Yeah, we needed a surrogate toilet just a while longer. Enjoy"
Or to be a geek about it.
"A wizard is neither late nor early, he arrives precisely when he intends to!"
"Sorry, the kids in receiving tend to whine if we take their box forts early."
"Yeah, we needed a surrogate toilet just a while longer. Enjoy"
Or to be a geek about it.
"A wizard is neither late nor early, he arrives precisely when he intends to!"
"Blame mother nature! It screwed us both over!"
"We deliver, through sleet, hail or" -grunts- "snow... now you going to take the damn box or what?!"
"Not my fault the guys in receiving wanted to show off your sex toys to everyone.."
"Would you have rather I turned it into a snow ball and launched it from the truck?"
"Buddy, next time live closer to the street like everyone else! Took me that whole day just coming from the Truck!"
"We deliver, through sleet, hail or" -grunts- "snow... now you going to take the damn box or what?!"
"Not my fault the guys in receiving wanted to show off your sex toys to everyone.."
"Would you have rather I turned it into a snow ball and launched it from the truck?"
"Buddy, next time live closer to the street like everyone else! Took me that whole day just coming from the Truck!"
"Let me sing you a song in the key of I don't give a fuck."
"Box broke open at central receiving, sir. I didn't know they made dildos that big."
"Sorry sir, the x-ray machine picked up the Anal Invader Set you ordered as a potential weapon of ass destruction and had to be checked."
"Box broke open at central receiving, sir. I didn't know they made dildos that big."
"Sorry sir, the x-ray machine picked up the Anal Invader Set you ordered as a potential weapon of ass destruction and had to be checked."
"And your front door's too narrow."
"That box isn't late, it slowed down the Earth's rotation."
"I was here on time Sir, it just took me a while to thaw."
"Is it my fault if your plane-fare dodging friend forgot to put in some air holes?"
"And yet, mysteriously, life goes on."
"If you worry so much about the box, you won't mind waiting for the contents a bit longer?"
"That box weighs a ton, my patience wears thin, and your neighbor's too far away to hear your bones break. Here, Catch!"
"That box isn't late, it slowed down the Earth's rotation."
"I was here on time Sir, it just took me a while to thaw."
"Is it my fault if your plane-fare dodging friend forgot to put in some air holes?"
"And yet, mysteriously, life goes on."
"If you worry so much about the box, you won't mind waiting for the contents a bit longer?"
"That box weighs a ton, my patience wears thin, and your neighbor's too far away to hear your bones break. Here, Catch!"
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