So this is the essay for my Intro to Aviation class, I post it because I am VERY proud of my creativity. I'm not getting graded on the quality or correctness of the work, I'm just being graded on whether or not I turn in an essay that's three to five pages in length, so needless to say, I didn't take this seriously, so I guess the whole thing counts as one big story.

But yeah, it takes talent to bullshit this hard.
So grab an extra set of underwear, sit back and enjoy the lulz.
Comments are more than welcome.