Art by:  setithe-wurst

I dunno what the lil navy down there was tryin' to celebrate, but they should be more careful with their fireworks; left a scorch mark on my fur and some soot on my claws! I'd say they should got bigger with their shows too, but judgin' by their aim, they'd probably just mess up my shorts or blow up one of the cities I was gonna destroy. I'd be happy to handle the new year and 4th of july, and really any other holiday that needs fireworks! I got 'em built in, and I'm big enough to make sure everyone gets a view of the lights! Ya know, save' anyone buried under a few miles of fluff a'course.