I blame BEFPraizy for this. Their fault entirely.

Sounds like ass 'cause I was just up and performed it in ten minutes ; ^ ;


What's this?
What's this?
There's color everywhere
What's this?
There's white things in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes there are no zombies there's no need to lose my hair
What's this?

What's this?
What's this?
There's something very wrong
what's this?
the typewriters are gone
What's this?
The streets are lined with little creatures dancing, there's no sign of Wesker ranting, can't get into that Jill's pants here
What is this?
what's this?

There's children yet no lickers, no sign of the undead
No need to find some ammo or to take aim for the head
There's lights in every window, all this right before my eyes
There seems to be an absence of the giant words "YOU DIED"~

Oh look
What's this?
They're making candy canes
There's red?
It must be Chris' blood!
Inspired!
They've finally murd-ered that fucking Redfield now the Valentine is mine!
Oh joy!

What's this?
In here?
They've got a little lab
How cute!
But wait, you wouldn't think
Oh no!
They've made themselves a brand new virus here
I never thought danger was near
and there's a smile on everyone
but they must still be in phase one
it's time to run, I've got my gun
Umbrella's one demented bitch
What's this?

Oh God
What now?
Oh wait they're all asleep
That's good
I know I'm in too deep
Can't leave
No not until I cleanse and purge this evil skurge
so watch me as I kill them all as they're safe and sound and dozing
What's this?

The hunters are all missing and the Tyrant can't be found
And in their place there seems to be good feeling all around
Instead of screams I swear that I can hear a song or two
There's mistletoe and ivy but there's no Plant 42

Burn it, all down
They're everywhere and all around
I've never felt this fear before
all of these clues inside my head are adding up
Umbrella's doing christmas stuff

I've got it, oh I got it
Figured it out all on my own
I've got to go
It's going to blow
Watch this complex fall to the ground
WHERE, IS, BRAD?!

A Jill sandwich?
Heading for Willamette...



Original idea -  BEFPraizy
Performed by -  Day
TNBC copyright to Tim Burton and Disney, faaaaaags