BONNER !

Papyrus is the best friend anyone could ask for.

Before I met you, I was a bit of a loner
But you've stolen my heart - you're now its owner
And it's time to see if you're a moaner
Because you've given that heart a raging boner.

I really wish I could favorite comments.

I appreciate that.

I second this notion.

OH MY LOL

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It took me a second, but the horror of that looming pun overtook me.

That face.

It knows the moment has come

Nah sans don't do it

What rhymes with "way too easy"?

Play Parcheesi.

If you, human, do surrender,
I will grace you with my splendor
everyday I come to see you.
Though I might not want to be you.
But I am the Great Papyrus!
The famous spaghetti stylist!
Others may get jealous of you
because we'll have great things to do!
Now if I am your new OWNER,
I'll make sure you're not a goner
when I invite you to dinner
with Undyne, my favorite trainer!
She's a cool girl, really strong, too!
I know she'll be best friends with you!
She is awesome and so crazy.
Unlike Sans, who's always lazy.
Though he helped me with this puzzle
of this poem writing scuffle.
I so want to be your owner
so the last word here is BONER
because Sans is helping my thing
of this poem and the rhyming.
I do not know what it means,
maybe you'll tell me when we're friends?
-The Great Papyrus Bonetrousle
(Great at solving many puzzles)

I could've put "so you won't be such a loner" and stopped there, but the joke had to be included.
...also "maybe you'll tell me as a friend?"

SANS. DON'T YOU DARE.