I've been asked about his curious origins for so many generations now that I felt the time had finally come to speak out.

Beware! Just one read and you'll be hooked forever. I had to kill 3 people who were so hooked that they needed euthanisation. Their families always thanked me, though, because they were so sad whenever they saw their loved ones getting emaciated from staring for hours at text about the crab or writing their crab slash fanfics until their fingers blistered over and had to be amputated.

The human who becomes addicted to web-based stories becomes unable to live in the wild. They lose the ability to hunt for themselves. This is a dangerous trap for the mind and keeps you from the Four Noble Truths. It's right there next to "avidya."