A friend of mine was inspired by my...uhh, art? Yeah, art. So he contributed this amusing little flatulence anecdote. Reminds me, I really should do that short story on Joseph Pujol, the original fartiste of the french "Belle Epoque". Google "Le Petomane", and you'll find much to amuse you.
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lol I'm not THAT good... i can say short phrases, and make my belches sound interesting. However, my mate
OMG! you have no idea! He belches freaking scares the HELL out of me! I'm serious you can hear him a damn good distance away and you Still need to duck and cover.
My talent he claims is that I do interesting sounding farts >,<
OMG! you have no idea! He belches freaking scares the HELL out of me! I'm serious you can hear him a damn good distance away and you Still need to duck and cover.My talent he claims is that I do interesting sounding farts >,<
Loud and/or disturbing belches are good. Variety is the spice of life, so why not spice up the area when the company permits. Being around Karno often seems to give me the worst gas. He's nearly strangled and claimed I was most ingracious, whilst in the throws of a particular gas fit...
I remember when i wrote my journal for English class (for the fiftieth time ) "One thing you want to change about you."
"I want to change my ability of burping my Abcs, to farting my 123's" Needless to say the teacher didn't like it. Then again, English teachers never did like me because they where always pompous jackasses.
"Oooh look at me!" they would say. " I can spell Hippomonstrostiusequipdiphobia! I know what a dangling participial is! I scored a million points in scrabble"
"I want to change my ability of burping my Abcs, to farting my 123's" Needless to say the teacher didn't like it. Then again, English teachers never did like me because they where always pompous jackasses.
"Oooh look at me!" they would say. " I can spell Hippomonstrostiusequipdiphobia! I know what a dangling participial is! I scored a million points in scrabble"
Lemme take a crack at guessing those...
First panel: The Ever-rude Evinrude
Third panel: The Dungy Dragster, the Flatulent Fighter Jet (bringing new meaning to
the word "sonic boom"!), the Atomic Butt-Blast (toxic with and without fallout!), the
Funky Factory Whistle (talk about sour notes!)
Fifth panel: The Colon Canary.
First panel: The Ever-rude Evinrude
Third panel: The Dungy Dragster, the Flatulent Fighter Jet (bringing new meaning to
the word "sonic boom"!), the Atomic Butt-Blast (toxic with and without fallout!), the
Funky Factory Whistle (talk about sour notes!)
Fifth panel: The Colon Canary.
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